I’ve been changed, for the day I listened to this song, I KNOWED there was a GAWD! My homie, Crownie (McIGface), who is so foolish he needs a Sense Bailout, and I were on GChat and I sent him this video. This video had me in a severe bout of the CackleFits, which didn’t stop [...]
It’s about that time of year. The weather isn’t getting hotter. Everyone has had a full 3 months of frolicking, ratchetness and nekkidness. September is almost here, which means one thing. SCHOOL’S BACK IN! Now… for those who just graduated from high school, it means you’re college freshmen! Doesn’t matter if you’re at University of [...]
This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw it on Miss Jia’s site [...]
On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. Right before we were about to hang [...]
So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I [...]
I’ve been changed, for the day I listened to this song, I KNOWED there was a GAWD! My homie, Crownie (McIGface), who is so foolish he needs a Sense Bailout, and I were on GChat and I sent him this video. This video had me in a severe bout of the CackleFits, which didn’t stop [...]
It’s about that time of year. The weather isn’t getting hotter. Everyone has had a full 3 months of frolicking, ratchetness and nekkidness. September is almost here, which means one thing. SCHOOL’S BACK IN! Now… for those who just graduated from high school, it means you’re college freshmen! Doesn’t matter if you’re at University of [...]
This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw it on Miss Jia’s site [...]
On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. Right before we were about to hang [...]
So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I [...]
Hey folks! So last week, I kinda failed at blogging and left everything hanging. I have no excuse besides the fact that *whispers something wack about being lazy* Yup. That’s what happened. Anyway, I have a couple of housekeeping things and announcements. Ok so my FIRST giveaway was for “The Broke Diaries” by Angela Nissel. [...]
Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.
My readers are some of the funniest and wittiest people on the innerwebs (yes you are), and my comments STAY making me cackle. But y’all are also mightly ratchet. How do I know? Because of the way some of your found this blog. Google has been semi-kind to me, sending me traffic when people search. [...]
Awesomely Luvvie is FOUR YEARS OLD!!! *takes swig of Bailey’s* *Sheneneh hip twurk* Four years ago, I abandoned my Xanga blog to move to Blogspot. On August 8, 2006, I wrote the first post on “Luvvie’s Queendom” (LAME NAME!). That blog became “Luvvie’s Random Rants” and then evolved to the Chateau de Ratchetness that is [...]
Y’all KNOW I don’t typically blog midday but when things of such importance arise, I must ring the alarm! I have been alerted to the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN by THIS! RED. VELVET. FRIED. CHICKEN. Yes, I must type that in all caps each time because it is just that astounding and awesome. [...]
One of the things I was looking forward to the most on my trip to New York City was BasseyWorldLive. You see… Bassey Ikpi is a dope poet who has been on Def Poetry Jam and errthing. She’s also one of the best folks on Twitter, which is where she and I connected. She wakes [...]
Whew! So I’m back from the East Coast, and I must say that was the BEST. TRIP. EVER!!! I’ve traveled a decent amount of times this past year but these last 5 days were hands down the best time I’ve ever had outta town. The whole trip was awesomeness epitomized. So stick with me, take [...]
Hey y’all. I owe you a post on the epicness that has been my trip to New York. I’m currently laying low for a bit and tweeting very little to detox a little. Expect my recap on everything on Wednesday or something. In the meantime, I’ll be the one passed out somewhere in fatigue. Happy [...]
