–People who are unwitty. I guess I’m used to being around such hilarious folks that when I come across those that don’t make me chuckle, I can’t help but mean mug
–People who are pretentious (pseudo-poets, those who claim to only listen to Neo-Soul, and those who act serious all the time). 1. You’re not that deep. 2. You been serious all the time doesn’t make you deep. 3. You’re not that interesting.
–People who feel they are too good to be cheap. Yes, my shirt cost $5. No, it isn’t CHEAP although I found it for a CHEAP price. Besides, I’m not cheap, I’m just a BARGAIN HUNTER.
–People who visit my blog and don’t comment. Why must you be such a silent reader?? SHEESH!
–Trends (Y’all KNOW I got beef)
–Angelina Jolie. At first she was all saintly b/c she was adopting the world’s unwanted children, but something is telling me that she may be going too far. She’s tryna adopt yet ANOTHER kid now. One who will be dark, so Zahara can have a match. Her motives are iffy to me, and I doubt she can give enough of her attention to one kid when she has 4 under the age of 5 already.
–Lindsay Lohan: What the deal w/ her?? Seriously, what does she want from me, huh?? (30 points for ANYONE who knows what this is a reference of. And Coatnay, I know you know so it excludes you).
–Lipliner (what’s it purpose?)
– Eric Jerome Dickey. His books are elementary and predictable. He sucks as an author!
–Chanclattas. lol it’s the word we use for shoes that have clunky/chunky heels and soles. They can be boots, sandals or even gym shoes. These DON’T look hot. Please refrain from wearing them.
–Ungroomed eyebrows. Eyebrows frame our faces. So when I see women with woofing, unkempt eyebrows, I just shake my head and wonder why. With all the innovations of techniques, why must folks walk around looking like there’s a centipede just CHILLING on top of their eyes???
For now, that is all!