Who made me an authority on what constitutes cool? Myself. And that is all that matters. I think I’m cool, hip, happening, down, groovy. I mean, I “raise the roof” and “get jiggy wit’ it” with the best of ‘em. Plus, I do a MEAN running man (forward and backwards), cabbage patch, perculator and robot. I am down for dance offs anywhere and everywhere, and have been known to challenge random strangers on the streets to them. As a result of this extreme coolness, I have created a list of other things that cool kids like myself do.
What Cool Kids Do
Cool Kids stay on g-chat ALL day. Cool kids know how much gmail rocks, and g-chat is just another way for us to be unproductive throughout the day. Besides, its a great way to keep in touch with the friends without Massa knowing. 1 point for loafers, 0 for Corporate America.
(Edit: Umm some cool kids have said Massa is catching on, and is blocking g-chat at their gig. This disturbs me. Us Cool Kids must come up with a way to work around it.)
Cool kids drink vitamin water. In an effort to feel better about not drinking enough regular water, we drink Vitamin water, even though we are hazy about any actual health benefits it holds. I myself prefer the Lemonade Multivitamin
Cool kids google themselves. The information superhighway is stalkerish, and we google ourselves not only out of vanity (what? I think it’s cool that I can read about myself. You don’t? Well no one asked you.), but to see what other folks can find.
Cool kids wear argyle. We really do. I have no explanation for this. We’ve been wearing argyle before it became “in” (which, as it turns out, is now. Argyle is EVERYWHERE). Actually, now that argyle is considered a trend, us cool kids may just leave ours in the closet for a bit. Trends are something us cool kids DON’T do.
Cool kids like frozen yogurt. It’s delicious and just happens to be healthy (a bonus that I wouldn’t care about otherwise). That is why I frequent “Berry Chill” often. BEST. YOGURT. EVER. Plus, they are open till 4am on weekends.
Left – Me not accepting that I KILLT the yogurt and there is none left.
Right – Reason for my denial
Ok so in reading this, I sound like I wrote an ad for Google. They ain’t pay me, I promise. Besides, I do believe Google has a diabolical plan to take over the world (in corporation with Starbucks, Walgreen & J.P. Morgan Chase).
So yeah, are you a cool kid?
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