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Just Curious… I Got Questions

I just need answers. If you got em, tell em.

1. When will Angelina Jolie hire Baby Zahara a Black nanny who would be able to comb her hair? I mean, the girl is ADORABLE, but every time she goes out, her hair is everywhere. Angie, you are TOO rich for your child’s head to look like that. Handle that. Thanks.

2. Why is Soulja Boy still relevant? I’m shocked that he has not been relegated into the “irrelevant corner” right next to Bubba Sparxxx (don’t remember him? EXACTLY)

3. How is Amy Winehouse still alive? This lady once took a drug cocktail that included heroin, cocaine and HORSE tranquilizers, yet she is still with a heart beat. I don’t wish her evil, but I am amazed.

4. Does Paris Hilton own major stock in Valtrex? Would the Valtrex stock plummet if she, you know, stopped… well… being Hollywood’s favorite tip drill?

5. Am I the only one who feels bad for Jennifer Aniston? The chick gets dumped more often than garbage. Po’ thang.

6. If roaches had faces, would they look just like Lil Wayne? I think they would. Oh, and how does he know Nigerian hair is tough?? *ice grills Wayne*

7. Why is Nicole Kidman so see-through? There’s pale, and there’s transparent. Homegirl’s organs are visible.

8. Why is Denzel Washington at LEAST 86 years old and STILL sexier than most of the rest of Hollywood? Dude’s elderly swagger is TIGHT.

9. Does Star Jones haunt your dreams sometimes too? Sheesh, she looks like she’s melting.

10. Does watching Flava Flav makes your eyes bleed too?

10 Comments

  1. shelia
    August 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm — Reply

    I’ve over here laughing at this post. I’ll have to do a Just Curious post too because sometimes you just want to know…lol

    Baby Zahara is the cutest little thing but you’re right. Angelina need to do something with her hair. She can’t use “her” products on that baby’s head. Our hair is of different texture.

    I hated that song by Soulja Boy but heard it so much I found myself singing it…what’s wrong with that picture…lol

    Amy Winehouse is blessed because anybody else would have been dead after all the drugs she’s taken.

    I feel bad for Jennifer Aniston too…sometimes I wished she would become the Bad Girl and show them all what’s she’s made of. It’s hard being the GIRL NEXT DOOR.

    I thought Lil Wayne was that thing from the Lord of the Rings–oops.

    Denzel is like Billy Dee Williams–he just gets finer with time.

  2. Almost Doc
    August 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm — Reply

    Im so mad at the term “elderly swagger”…so mad and yet so in love that i plan to use it daily. thanks! this post cracked me up!

  3. NaturallyAlise
    August 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm — Reply

    I am laughing at the Bubba Sparxxx statement… Great list!

  4. ebony
    August 21, 2008 at 11:19 pm — Reply

    Your list is funny. Especially that Lil Wayne one.

  5. eysqueen
    August 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm — Reply

    6. too much, and the answer is YES! just like him…

  6. SunFresh
    August 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm — Reply

    Lmao @ the Lil Wayne comment. Although, the roach might look like Flava Flav. Or wait, did Flava Flav have a love child with a roach and birth Lil Wayne?

    I don’t feel bad for Jen Aniston. Not knowing her, I feel like her vanity leads her to be single.

    Denzel could still get it.

  7. Monk
    August 28, 2008 at 1:57 am — Reply

    Hey Luvvie, maybe it’s just me, but “Ms. New Booty” STILL bumps!! That’s my shyyyttt!!

  8. Afrobabe
    September 5, 2008 at 10:31 am — Reply

    lmao…watching flavor flav makes even my heart bleed…and Amy winehouse?? I ask that question all the time…

  9. NaijaSweetz
    July 19, 2011 at 10:29 pm — Reply

    ” If roaches had faces, would they look just like Lil Wayne? I think they would. Oh, and how does he know Nigerian hair is tough?? *ice grills Wayne*”

    At least the man knows what he’s talking about. RIP Metal Afro Pick(s). lol, You’re probably right about the first part.

  10. laila
    January 3, 2012 at 12:03 am — Reply

    r.i.p. Amy. :(

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