To take a detour from my regularly scheduled blogging, I’d like to wish Nigeria a HAPPY 48th INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! We will party o!! We need Bailey’s Irish Cream, Guinness (Stout), Jollof Rice, Fufu & Stew, and Maltina. **You know you’re NIGERIAN IF** ———————————— *The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get “sprayed” [...]
Ya know… going out in the city can be problematic (especially if you’re a STONE COLD FOX like I am. hehe). Guys never understand that any girl they are trying to talk to has seen that approach at LEAST as many times as Lil Kim has gotten her stomach pumped of that “natural protein”. Newsflash: [...]
You know I never do 2 posts in a day, but I had to post. My bank WaMu just got acquired by JP Morgan Chase (who I’m convinced is in a plot with Google and Starbucks to take over the world). We’re engaging in rap battles over at VSB, so I wrote a little rap [...]
I love Ph.D Comics. That cartoon is what I feel about Fridays. The weekend cusp and the emergence of extreme procrastination. Yes, I will write a real post on Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these convos between me and my friends. _______________________________ Luvvie: I don’t know how u kids do it nowadays. Old folks like [...]
Now on to the final segment of the series. Things GROWN People should not wear **Grills. The South is the main reason I actually have to list this. I believe that grills are synonymous with the Yuckmouth Syndrome. This refers to my expectations that if you are rocking grills, then your oral hygiene is probably [...]
Ok so I lied. I didn’t return on Friday. But I AM back now! (in my head, there is currently a crowd cheering my return). I’m glad I don’t have the telltale sign of a roadtrip. You know, the beetlejuice striped arms. So to continue the series that started with “Things GROWN men should not [...]
I have taken my ig on the road. Surviving on a diet of mangoes, cookies, cracker barrel food (they made my eggs with shells. Who does that???) and lukewarm water. Unlike the weather in Chitown, heat is all around me. I’m sweating like Michael Jackson on decision day (hehe I keed, I keed). Will return [...]
There are certain things that people need to do away with when they reach a certain age. I mean, babies gotta give up their pacifiers and diapers sometimes right? Well adults need to also learn that they are old for certain things. This will turn into a series. We shall start with… Things GROWN men [...]
Oh man, I’m GEEKED! Alltop, a site that only allows the “Best of the Best” sites to be listed on it chose this blog to be on it, in the Humors section. Lil ol’ ME!!! It definitely made me CHEESE! I am officially a COOL KID!! YAYYY!!!
My friends and I are some IGNANT mofos who don’t have brain filters, so we usually say what we think. It gets even worse when we get on GChat or AIM Luvvie: Ok this is random but TELL me why this boy I went to middle school with just passed the BAR exam AND he [...]
*Singing* “My kind of town, Chicago is…” I love Chicago, LAWD KNOWS I DO!! But if this city’s weather is not crazy, I don’t know what is. I mean SHEESH! A week and a half ago, it was 80 degrees and sunny. The type of weather that makes birds sing, crickets chirp extra loudly, skipping [...]
So as always, I had to watch another awards show, just to once again be disappointed. Eh, I think that now, bad award shows are part of my annual routine. My year is not complete without seeing at least one badly produced, performed or attended show. On that token, you can say the VMAs completed [...]
“Kayla makes better music in her diapers.” – Ig SubWood That quote pretty much sums up the opening act to the N.E.R.D. concert we attended the other night. The only reason I even went to said concert was because tickets were EXTRA cheap due to a glitch in the ticket system that sold them for [...]
