WaMu got HOSED!
You know I never do 2 posts in a day, but I had to post. My bank WaMu just got acquired by JP Morgan Chase (who I’m convinced is in a plot with Google and Starbucks to take over the world).
We’re engaging in rap battles over at VSB, so I wrote a little rap about it (and no, I can’t rap. Clearly, this small fact will not stop me).
DJ, Spin that sh*t!
I’m formerly of WaMu, Now I got Chase
My bank history, hope it wont be Erase-d
If the bank is closing I need my money
Gimme all $50, don’t play me honey
Under the mattress all my money should go
Even though no interest will show
I need a place to stash my dough
The financial market is currently my foe
*B-girl stance*
Poor WaMu. They’ve been banking for something like 150 years. You know, before paper money was popular. When there were only promises, handshakes, seeds, and chickens used as currency. I even went to the WaMu website and it alreadu had “Welcome to JP Morgan Chase” on there. I’m pretty sure the IT guy got no sleep yesterday as he was woken up in the middle of the night to change the website. Chase CLEARLY means business.
I cue the violins for my bank.
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So now you must take your checks to the hood check cashing joint
It doubles as a restaurant (the waings are on point)
Get a couple of prepaid mastercards on the double
Cuz banks of the world ain’t nothing but trouble!
“VSB!VSB! Am I my brother’s keeper??”
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Gotta let me pass,
because I gotta dash,
Gotta grab the cash,
before they clean my stash.
What the heck you gon’ do,
JP Morgan got you,
They even tried some voodoo
But that’s it for WaMu!!!!
Wahoooo Be-yotch!
I can’t carry a note, but that doesn’t stop me from starting random sing-alongs. You know my not being able to rap was gonna stop me!
BTW, I know you will find this hilarious.
Hey, thanks for reading my blog and for helping me find yours – I’m a new fan!
I love this damn site man! I will be fired eventually for spending my entire day on it lol!
….so…yes, I tried to open an account with Wamu, but…because of some foul drama with BofA YEARS back (a BOUNCED payroll check. top THAT), they told me to talk to the hand.
So…HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA in yo mowf WAMU.
sorry, Charlie.
Chase is the shit though. i heart chase.