IGtastic Convo
So, this convo was so IG I had to post it. How I tend to attract the MOST ignant folks is beyond me. Straight foolishness.
PBG: i get the funniest ish from kids
NatAl: from the mouths of babes
PBG: one of my preschool kids told my old ass hatin ass assistant “I don’t like your face”. iDied
Luvvie: hahahahahahaha
PBG: she was two and just being honest but i swear, i had to leave the room
NatAl: I am gonna tell people that
Luvvie: YES!
NatAl: “your teeth offend me”
Luvvie: “I dont like ur face” lmao
NatAl: “Your bone structure angers me”
Luvvie: hahahahahahahaha. “i abhor ur dna makeup”
NatAl: “I am livid with your forehead”
Luvvie: Alise!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha
PBG: i’ve actually said “offensive ass facial area”
NatAl: kee kee kee
Luvvie: BWAHAHAHAHAHA i cant STAND u heffas for making me laugh this loud at midnite.
Luvvie: “ur genealogical makeup is awkward”
PBG: yes! lol
Luvvie: “the thought of u broke my mirror!!”
PBG: “i see yo’ mama went swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool”
Luvvie: lmao!
PBG: isweahtagawd, my Mother said that to me about my daughter’s teeth
NatAl: “Your gums are puzzling”
PBG: just cuz she paid for her braces
Luvvie: lmao!!! “your teeth are sepia-toned”
NatAl: _____________________
PBG: oh my damn
Luvvie: whats w/ the line alise?
NatAl: just flatlined
NatAl: ol indian corn teef looking boy
Luvvie: lmao!!! maize-grilled mofo
NatAl: maize-grilled just changed my life
PBG: like sepia toned did mine
NatAl: “your mouth is a cornucopia of evil”
PBG: this is some epic roasting here
NatAl: wooo
PBG: ok, luvvie is a damn fool
NatAl: yes indeedy. maize grilled. woo
Are we mean? Or do we just tell the truth in tactless fashion?
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Ha ha, classic! Although towards the end it started to remind me of a Daphne and Celeste song . . . in a FUNNY way, honest!!!
We’re not mean…just creative w/how to tell a mo’fo that the front of his head brings us displeasure.
I have one more, “your countenance is not aesthetically pleasing”
****drops the mic****
lol at ‘i am livid at your forehead’
Not mean, just creative in applying truth to the matter. I’m with Alise though, dead at “your teeth are sepia-toned”
“the thought of you broke my mirror.” luvbugs
woooow! just wow…
luvvie do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?
the whole frickin shitz was retarded. errrbody…
last time i saw mouth’s like yours there was a hook in it.
your baited breath paralyzes me. your whole existence bewilders me.
great frucking roast peoples.
a.k.a husyle simmons
During this convo, I was literally at home cracking up! I love my ePosse!