WordPress is the Enemy
Everyone has archnemesis (mine being the thought of a riceless world), and my homeskillet and eTwin, NaturallyAlise has two. Mainly WordPress and Monica. This enemy of hers sucks because I have yet another blog, with the fantabulous Genius Khan (remember his Guest Blog “Tail from a Broad”), called Powerful & Awesome (Shameless Plug: You must check it out! And no I won’t neglect my rant over here. You know I loves yall like play cousins.) Anyway, it’s hosted on WordPress and errtime Alise tries to post a comment on it, it marks her as spam, and she has to be approved.
WordPress is the Enemy
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Ok, my blog partner in (c)rhyme and I often tell each other that we hate everybody. And that is actually true to an extent. BUT, do you know who I really hate? Huh, huh, do you know what you’re going through, do you like the things that life is showing youuuu…. Sorry, got off track, I hate WordPress. Yeah, I said it, I’ll say if again. I HATE WordPress, it is my arch nemesis. WordPress is home to some of my favorite blogs, Very Smart Brothas (VSB), Life in the Middlelane, and Powerful & Awesome. But it hates on me. Not just regular ol’ hate, I mean like super deluxe special edition , new & improved, special sauce, 16 herbs & spices hate. (I tend to be dramatic, I’m a poet, shoot me…) Now I go to VSB religiously, it is my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh through the workday rainstorms and shit, and one day out of the fuggin’ blue it started marking all my comments as spam. What in the ham sandwich is that about? Liz and the crew had to approve my superfluous comments, I call bullshit! Life in the Middle Lane, another workday staple, same ol’ fraggle-naggle bull, apparently WordPress didn’t listen to me when I was singing “Can I live???”. Word to Hov. And wash, rinse, repeat the same shit for Powerful & Awesome. I think WordPress hates me because I’m beautiful, just like the rest of these hos out here, maybe it hates me because I have natural hair, or maybe because I’m ridin’ dirty, I dunno. So WordPress, please let the hate cease, I’m just a po’ Black girl trying to make it in Bel-Air Durham, NC. word to fresh prince. I need (as my Elliot would say) my blogcrack… it’s like that shit be callin’ me. word to pookie. I don’t need no stupid blog publisher messing up my high, that’s all I am saying.
Thanks for listening. Peace, goodwill towards women.
“I wanna stab that heifer in the back” – NaturallyAlise
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wordpress is for elitists. and you aint down so you cant join. do you how you can tell if you or anyone you know is an elitist? they wont think this comment is funny.
@ eysqueen, you foolish for that comment! I luv it!
WordPress is the bees knees. Sorry, Alise.
V.E.G.
WordPress scares me. I’m not sure why.
BUT . . . it’s only wordpress blogs I can access in work. Go figure.
Alise, girl you’re crazy lmao Hilarious, but please no stabbings. suga hates stabbings.
Ok, I left a comment, but I think BLOGGER ATE IT!!!
so, take II.
@Eysqueen: You suck
@ Alise: You and your non-elitist comments are always welcome at Life in the Middle Lane. I will continue to fish you out of the spam filter.
But if you stab wordpress in the back, who’s going to host my blog? I can’t figure out Blogger for the life of me.
Alise, you named dropped everybody from a 90′s tv sitcom to your man. WordPress hates you cuz you’re a name dropper! LOL!
@pbg, Name drop my fist, lol….