Chicago is Giving Me Brain Freeze
Seriously, I was going to write an entry today but I stepped outside, and I believe my brain fluid froze. Chicago ain’t SH*T for this weather. How cold is it, you ask? According to weather.com, It is currently 8 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 11 degrees below zero. Yes, ELEVEN DEGREES BELOW ZERO. Add to that the fact that I work by the Lake, in the Loop.
It hurt to BREATHE.
I quit Chicago, its lifespace, essence, soul, id and subconscious. This is some BULLSHIT.
Yes, I will probably complain ALL winter about this.