Letter

Hair 1, Comb 0

An Open Letter to my late Comb Dear Rattail, I’m sorry you had to go like that. Twas a demise that was unexpected, and I am still shocked that you’re gone. Yes, I know I was wrong to wash my hair the day before I decided to braid it but …

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Cold Hooking

Ya know, construction workers are not the only ones whose jobs are directly affected by this weather. There is another group of working folks that we should all be concerned about: Hookers (of the street walking variety. Not call girls, because call girls really do have representation. And they don’t …

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Annual Assault

***TRUSTING THAT THE MEN ARE STILL GONE*** Ladies, the ish we gotta go through just makes me say “Damn” at times. There are certain things we cannot avoid in life. These include wrinkles, taxes and death. As women though, we must add *shivers* pap exam to that list. We can’t …

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Fighting Eve

***WARNING ANY XY CHROMOSOMES TO LEAVE NOW*** Ok… I think they’re gone now. Hey ladies. Now that we alone, I just gotta let you know. It’s about to be a girl fight. If I see Eve on the street, I’m fighting her like she stole my bowl of rice. We …

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Men Beware

Fellas, I love yall. You make me swoon and all that good stuff. I dig the little things you do. The big things make me grin. But I must warn ya. Don’t return to this blog till Monday because the next 2 days will have topics that will make men …

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My Life

I’m on an Anti-Diet

I know people are still dragging, dreaming of roasted turkey, mac ‘n cheese, stuffing, pies, jollof rice, suya, plantains… Wait, where was I going with this? Ah yes, it has been a rough transition back to work mode for some. Onward… I’m naturally small, and I’m built like I run …

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World AIDS Day

Today is the 20th anniversary of annual World AIDS Day, to raise awareness of one of the biggest public health threats today. HIV/AIDS is also one of nature’s biggest oxymorons. Sex’s inherent function is to create life, but it now has the potential to destroy it. Let’s just remember that …

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Giving Many Thanks

Hehehe Turkey Day is upon us, and I will refrain from being one of them bloggers who laments about the bogus beginnings of this beloved holiday. I will however, take this time to look around and give thanks for the blessings in my life. I am thankful for: Sweater tights …

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I Hate Winter

I just can’t cope. I’m not sure why it hits me hard every year like its the first time, but I hate cold weather/winter like crackheads love gingivitis!!! I mean really. This ish is ridiculous. Today is like 20 degrees below obscene in Chicago (ok, its 17 degrees, but you …

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IGtastic Convo

So, this convo was so IG I had to post it. How I tend to attract the MOST ignant folks is beyond me. Straight foolishness. PBG: i get the funniest ish from kidsNatAl: from the mouths of babesPBG: one of my preschool kids told my old ass hatin ass assistant …

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