FashionMy Life

My Closet said “iQuit!”

So you remember a while back how I’m shopping crazy, and its getting worse by the minute. Yeah I was serious, and it was a cry for help. This is how bad this problem has gotten. A month ago, my closet literally quit me. I have so many clothes that the metal thing that holds on to my closet rod came off the wall in a big crash. I was just like “what the heck?”. Ol’ punk *ss metal. It ain’t my fault that all 400 hangers I have are occupied (really not an exaggeration)

See? I’m not kidding

I had to empty out my closet so it could all come get fixed. Clothes were EVERYWHERE! On the living room couch, on my bed, in the kitchen… Ok not the kitchen but they were inching there. It got fixed AND was reinforced so it could be stronger (or so I thought).

I got home the other night, open my closet, and here is what I saw:

The rod actually broke in 1/3 (not half because there’s 2/3rds left)

What in the hot hades?? How does that even happen? I thought I distributed the weight evenly across the thing. I don’t even know. My poor clothes are now homeless. It’s like my closet just staged a coup on me. It has quit me and my apparels.

Sidenote: I’ll be damned if someone doesn’t tell me shopping is a sport. Went shopping with my girl VEG and we were trying on leggings. Well while I was trying mine on, and they were extra tight so I had to really stretch to get into them. All of a sudden, I got a very painful Charley Horse in my calves. I was hopping around the dressing room screaming “Ow ow ow! Crap, this hurts!” as VEG laughed at me and told me how ridiculous I was. PSHT that ish was painful. What also didn’t help was that I looked like I was gonna go long distance sprinting in them leggings. Anyway, 5 minutes later, my calves stopped looking like I was standing on my tippy toes. They hurt for 2 weeks afterwards. Oh, and yes I bought the leggings. I just haven’t worn them yet. I’m afraid of getting another muscle pull.

Anyway, yeah… sooo I really need to stop buying anything. I purge my closet every 3 months, and give away trash bags (2-3 each time) worth of clothes yet I still have too much. What is I gon’ do? *wall slides*

Previous post

Limited BET Honors Review

Next post

Famous for WHY?

7 Comments

  1. CapriceClassic
    February 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm — Reply

    That actually happened to once Luvvie – well, the first picture, not the second, lol. You poor thing, I feel your pain!

  2. The Pretty Brown Girl
    February 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm — Reply

    You know you don’t wear all those clothes, Luvvie! Pack up a box and send it down here to Tee. LOL! If I were your closet, I’d quit you too!

  3. mojomeister
    February 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm — Reply

    There a simple solution really; granted i’m a size “nothing” i’ve been known to fit into anything 2-4. How’s about i come over and we take this friendship beyond Facebook and Igville?! :D

  4. Eb the Celeb
    February 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm — Reply

    OMg… why did my shoe rack in my closet break… IDK wth i’m gonna do with all these shoes… they are all over the place now

  5. CapriceClassic
    February 12, 2009 at 2:49 am — Reply

    mojomeister sounds more like chesterthemolester. Sorry, just had to add that, cause that comment was creepy.

  6. Blackberry Molasses/The Rebel Intellectual
    February 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm — Reply

    *snort*
    *snicker*
    *cackle*
    *giggle*
    *chortle*
    *guffaw*

    Yeah… nothing else to add. Except to say, been there, done that… bought the double re-inforced titanium closet rod brackets.

  7. Luvvie (aka Queen IG)
    February 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm — Reply

    Caprice – Glad someone does

    PBG – I just may be sending Tee a box of apparel goodies

    Mojomeister – Hmmm me no know who you is. Send me a FB message or sumfin. I’m sho I know you but not as mojo

    Eb – *Gasp* Not ur shoe rack!!

    Caprice – Not chester the molester! lol

    BBMo – Double reinforced titanium closet rod? Now THAT is what I needs in my life

Leave a reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>