I NEVER blog in the middle of the day, so y’all know that this is severe.
I’m currently rocking back and fo’th in the fetal position. What has rendered me such? My biggest nightmare. Both Facebook & Twitter are down! I’m sweating. This can’t be life. What am I supposed to do with my time? JUST work???? The multitasker in me is suffering from withdrawal. I don’t even have to be actively doing something on Facebook. But as long as I see the tab as 1 of the 10 I have open, all is well.
Twitter’s fail whale is a truant and has flunked out. The ‘book has been rendered Face-less. What is we gon do? Is this what purgatory is like? A life without social networking? Lawd, if GMail goes down, I may need an intervention!
*looks around shiftily*
I mean on one hand, I’m forced to focus on one task. On the other hand… . I’ve fell through a time vortex and went back to 1999! Oh nooo! Do I need to get on AIM right now to have some semblance of eNosiness back? Next thing I know, you’re gonna tell me I need to *gasp* call someone to keep in touch. NOOOOOOOO!!!
Is the intrawebs collapsing within itself???? The intrawebs is my current web of oppression. Jeebus be some quick maintenance and server upgrades for Twitter and some act right for Facebook.