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Party time! 150th Post eShindig

Welcome to the 150th post on Awesomely Luvvie!!!

My butler Benson has the day off but take off your coat and stay awhile. I’d prefer you take off your shoes since I just bought new carpet. Hope your socks don’t have holes in them or anything. Help yourself to the rice buffet (white rice, fried rice, jollof rice, basmati rice…). The dranks will be coming soon. In the meantime though, we got some Bailey’s. Some folks are supposed to bring the Grey Goose (with only minimal looseness) and the Patron (with the goneness).

People start chanting. “Speech, Speech, Speech”!

Me: *looking faux-shocked* Who me? Aww I didn’t expect this. Are y’all sure?

People: I mean, we guess.

Me: This is just so surprising. *pulls out 4-page letter*

*clears throat*

You like me! You really, really like me! Wow, I can’t believe its been 150 posts already. Who’da thunk folks would actually enjoy what I write so much. What started as my random penchance for rants and all things side-eye – inducing has turned into an eFamily of sorts. It’s gotten me an ePosse, many great friends, and opportunities to write for various sites.

I’d like to thank my Mom, for carrying me for those 10.5 months (I was two weeks late, on some serious CP time ish. This should probably explain my inability to be on time for anything. I was even late going down the birth canal. *shakes head*). Anyway, I’d also like to thank God, for creating me in His image (although He may not want to take credit for my lack of sense. See what had happened was, the day He was handing out some sense, I was late since I went back for seconds in the Rice line. By the time I got there, He was fresh out. Darn!)

Finally, I’d like to thank you, my reader(s), for making me feel listened to. Did you ever know that you’re my hero(es)? (No Bette). For real, y’all make blogging so much fun because then I know I’m not writing to an echoing room. If a Luvvie writes, and there’s no one to side-eye her, is she still Awesome? Methinks not. So THANK YOU for reading my stream of consciousness and for your comments (which make my day and make me show all my shark teeth). With that being said, let’s pop some eBailey’s! Here’s to my AWESOME readers!!! Cheers!

*takes a swig of Bailey’s*

Let’s keep the party going. *Cues Kool & the Gang’s “Celebrate good Times”*

LiteBread: “I’m outta control, Luvvie’s outta control. This whole dang party’s outta conttrooollllllll”

For my eShindig celebration, I’d like my readers to comment and give a toast. A toast to what? Anything. Just give me a reason to take another swig sip (What? It’s Monday! Don’t judge me!). Yes, that means YOU TOO lurkers and Google Readers. Say hey!

P.S. This is a No Stanky Leg party, heel toe, or chicken noodle soup zone. We keeps it classy around these parts. If I see someone doing the Stanky Leg, I may have to put them on timeout. I mean it!

Edit: It has been brought to my attention that I forgot to order some wings. Well I placed an emergency order to Popeye’s so they’re coming. I couldn’t afford no biscuits so… yeah.

*Party continues*

Aw snappp! Y’all don kicked off the electric slide!

39 Comments

  1. amymay
    April 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm — Reply

    Girl, congratulations…I know you got many more to come. I have n’an but confidence in your Ig!

    Thanks for the encouragement in my blogging, too. If it wasn’t for you n PBG n Alise, I wouldn’t be moving along with my self-expression like I have been able to do.

    Heart ya so much!

  2. The Pretty Brown Girl
    April 12, 2009 at 11:45 pm — Reply

    That Bailey’s looks so good! Mmmm!

    Congrats on your One-Five-Oh!! You runnin’ this blogger bizness!

    Now, I’ll just two-step my way over to the buffet and bar and do that thang I like to do! Mmmhmm!

  3. amymay
    April 13, 2009 at 12:00 am — Reply

    Luvvie! Where the waings at?

  4. Adwoa
    April 13, 2009 at 6:47 am — Reply

    A toast to the many times I’ve almost had a funeral for my laptop due to you and your blog!!

    …gotta keep this short [running to stand in the line for the jollof]…

    =)

  5. Nicki Sunshine
    April 13, 2009 at 7:18 am — Reply

    **** picks up Luvvie some biscuits for the par-tay ****

    Dang, I’m hongry… I could use some chicken right now for real, for real (and yes, I know it’s 9:17 in the morning). lol.

    Congratulations!!!!

  6. Tonda
    April 13, 2009 at 8:03 am — Reply

    I would like to make a toast to Popeyes chicken wings.

    And to you Luvvie for making my work day that much better :-)

    You make 150 look dayum good!

  7. Natalie
    April 13, 2009 at 8:20 am — Reply

    Clink Clink! Glasses in the air…

    A toast to making me giggle under my desk just about every day!

    HU-RAY!

    Now everybody two-step!!!

  8. KindredSmile
    April 13, 2009 at 8:26 am — Reply

    **busts out patented Stutter Step**

    Congrats on sharing Ig with the masses – I brought eBrownies!
    Oh, and Piggy was gonna Stanky Legg for you, but I’ll just videotape it instead.

  9. JunePearl
    April 13, 2009 at 8:29 am — Reply

    EEEYYYYYYY!!!! Lookatchu gyal!!!! You ah run tings!!!!

    It’s One Five Oh and many mo’ to come girl. So a toast to the most ignant of them all (according to the mirror I stole from Cinderella’s step-mother. Whaaaaat? You read the end of the story, she ain’t using it). I am so proud and thrilled for you.

    I’m not gonna stay long, just gonna put up a plate of chicken, buscuits and basmati rice, you got some Trini curry sauce to go with the rice? Never mind, I’ll make some when I go home. But I’m leaving some Apple Pucker and Peach Schnapps, y’all can make a Jolly Rancher or something.

  10. The Incomparable Bozack Jenkins™
    April 13, 2009 at 9:06 am — Reply

    Keep bangin’ out that heat!!

  11. Jazz
    April 13, 2009 at 9:07 am — Reply

    Allriiiiiiiiiight!! Congrats and well wishes!

    If I get toasted and accidentally do the stanky leg are you gonna kick me out?

  12. ChiChi10
    April 13, 2009 at 9:07 am — Reply

    You get EXTRA KUDOS for that Martin reference! WOOHOO!

    Congrats on the 150th blog!

  13. Crown R0yal
    April 13, 2009 at 9:12 am — Reply

    psssssssssssssssssh

    *stanky legs into the heel toe and finishes by chicken noodle soupin to the swedish meatballs*

    i gets it in.

  14. Shannon
    April 13, 2009 at 9:13 am — Reply

    Congrats… you make me laugh at every post. Keep it coming.

  15. jeanette nicole*
    April 13, 2009 at 9:23 am — Reply

    Congrats on crackin’ One Fiddy! Your blogs definitely get me thru the long days on the Plantation. :) Here’s to 150 mo’!

  16. amymay
    April 13, 2009 at 9:47 am — Reply

    *lookin’ around, confusion all in the face*

    Lite Bread…where you at?

    *shrugs, goes back for some fried rice and wings*

    Awesome party, Luvvie!

  17. B
    April 13, 2009 at 10:51 am — Reply

    Somebody turn on The Cupid Shuffle!! That’s my jam!!

    …and is the punch spiked? I don’t drink alkie so uuhh, I’m gon be in trouble. LOL!

    Congrats sus!

  18. Jack and Jill
    April 13, 2009 at 11:35 am — Reply

    Congrats on 150 posts! E-families are fun. Often times, much better than the real thing.

  19. Lite Bread
    April 13, 2009 at 11:42 am — Reply

    AWESOMELY LUVVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I done DIED an’ went to WhiteBoy Heaven! You INVITED ME! And even called me out, lol!

    Ok, now since I rock the West Coast, I gotta “fly” in (uh, that’s an airplane. Me and “Fly” are NOT words that go together). Out here, best chicken comes from Louisiana Fried Chicken (specifically the one on W Manchester & S Normandie, in South Central LA. And why these dang places always owned by Koreans anyway? I digress). I’m grabbin’ 3 big buckets, hittin’ LAX and COMIN’ OUT!!! (Uh, to the party that is …).
    Luvvie, I’m gonna get wild! I’m gonna ‘Drop, Pop-it and Lock’. Hope ya got yer Apple Bottoms on (“anymore room in them jeans …?”), cause we gonna … (what DO white people say here? I really don’t know).
    And since I lack as much class as common sense, I’m bustin’ out my all-time fav ‘Crazy8’ (I’ll share the 40 oz’er). I’m gonna end up with the lampshade on my head (and hopefully NOT be in my underwear this time. Bad sight, that is).
    Luvvie, if you get crunk, lets end up in the closet together. Think of the blogs ya could write! The RUMORS! “Ya’ll hear about Luvvie an’ that crazy whiteboy at her party?! Girl done really lost her mind THIS time!”.
    Oh, and if ya can’t spot me by my lack of pigmentation, I’m wearing my all-time fav-o-rite sneakers (hey, we’re honoring Luvvie here ya know, Queen of Sneaks’), stylin’ my Mutombo 3-Stripes high-tops. With the tongues hangin’ out!
    Wow. I am a mess! “Blame it on the all-lll-lll-ccc-ohol”
    Luvvie, love ya for invitin’ me.
    Blog 15,000 times. I’ll be around for the party!

  20. N.I.A.naturally....
    April 13, 2009 at 11:57 am — Reply

    Congratulations on 150 Igtastic blog posts. I pray you next 150 will be just as Ignificent!!!

  21. NaturallyAlise
    April 13, 2009 at 12:08 pm — Reply

    Party??? Free? Aww shiggity! I did bring a gift basket… it contains:

    * a jar of Blue Magic Hairgrease
    * gently used Yaki Mama Tina Hairhat Lacefront
    *licorice
    * unbreakable titanium comb
    * Spin Brush made specially for shark teef
    * Uggs
    *Crocs

    Congrats! Love ya!

  22. The Real Housewife
    April 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm — Reply

    Congrats!!! You have been doing a great job here. Keep up the good work!

  23. Blackberry Molasses/The Rebel Intellectual
    April 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm — Reply

    LUVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congrats on 150 ma’dear!

    **Drops down 24 pack of Guiness Draught.** you know how us Ghanaians do… it ain’t a party without some Guiness…

    Aight erryones, erryones!! Shhhhh!! I gots a toast a’ make. *everyone keeps talking*
    I said HUSH!! *CRICKETS*
    Thank yuh.
    **channels Sister Odell’s frienemy, Sister Wright**

    Here’s tuh da Igtastic One. The One that keeps us on the high of Ig, with low comedy. With her love of 4 page letters (not enclosed with kisses), her disdain for hairhattery and eHate, her love of roasts and concern for Mr. West… she has kept many of us from stabbing co-workers in the neck with pencils.

    We’s heah tuh pray, that the Lawd who saw fit to let her slide by the “Sense” line for her extra bowl of jolof, will keep her Ig in His hands. *starts singin and clappin* For he’s got the whole World, in His hands! He’s got the itty bitty babies (SING WITH ME!) in His hands…

    Oh, is my time up? Wells nah, here’s to Luvvie, and 150 + mo. Hey DJ!! Get it goin’!! **takes a swig of Guiness and starts James Brown Shuffle**

  24. Mr. Smart Guy
    April 13, 2009 at 1:58 pm — Reply

    Happy 150! I’m glad you’ve made it this far… a bowl of rice in celebration I say!

    Aw, yeah – this week’s Smart Music is just for you so that I can introduce you to hip-hop…

  25. Aramide
    April 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm — Reply

    Congrats Luvvie!!! Here's to 150 more! Sidebar: That Bailey's looks great & now I'm craving some jollof rice, haven't had any in forever!

  26. Lite Bread
    April 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm — Reply

    Yer Awesomeously,
    I spent 2 hours of “work” time figurin’ out how to get the Goose to the party.
    I hope it’s there…
    Geez, I gotta quit being so tech-challenged.

  27. LaToya
    April 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm — Reply

    I gots rice in my cup and Bailey’s in my bowl!!! THIS IS DEFINITELY A DAMN Party (whispering– can I say damn)

    OK, soooo to the immensely talented, linguist loving, lively, latently lewd LUVVIE (whew) CONGRATS! YOU ARE A ROCK STAR!!!!! YAY!

    Now, please pass the goose.

  28. Jaddadalos
    April 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm — Reply

    **Guilty lurker squint**

    Congrats! Been enjoying you from behind this tree for a bit now!

    Live it up!

  29. sabrina
    April 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm — Reply

    Congrats Luvvie! I’m sure there’s more IG to come…*gangsta walking and stepping at the same time*

  30. TheBeez
    April 13, 2009 at 8:56 pm — Reply

    *annoyingly clinking wine glass for attention*

    *Ahem.*

    On this most excellent occasion of occasions, I’d like to give an honor to Gawd, who’s the head of my life, the passer, the firslady, and each one of y’all, in your respectable places. Luvvie is a great person- she was the very first to comment on my new blog, and she’s guided me through this scary trip into the blogospherical atmosphere. Because of this, I just gotta sang:

    “You’re once, twice, three tiiiimes a laaaydayyy.”

    I gots my drank and my two-step, and that’s about it. I’m too old for all that other stuff, so I’m definitely keeping it classy!!
    Congrats on 150, and keep blowing us away!!

    XOXO,
    TheBeez

  31. The Pretty Brown Girl
    April 13, 2009 at 10:06 pm — Reply

    Sis. Wright gone bring Guiness and then say a long azz prayer! LMAO!!

  32. LadyRn
    April 13, 2009 at 10:40 pm — Reply

    Luvvie Luv..
    Ive been lurkin for a while but the lord knows i cant pass up a good party..!!
    Congrats.. and keep em comin.. I look forward to you and your blog daily..

  33. Lite Bread
    April 14, 2009 at 11:42 am — Reply

    (Eyes blinkin’, head hurts, little bit o’ drool)
    “Wow Luvvie. That was some wild/crazy party! I think someone said we finished it off singin’ a duet, arm-in-arm of the “Breakfast Song”; got it on their camera-phone. Hope THAT don’t end up on YouTube . Luvvie, Luvvie, wake up girl. Can you help me find my pants? And you better get somethin’ on too. Before someone see’s us…”

  34. MDUBB
    April 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm — Reply

    I’m not late am I?

    Of course not! Right on CP time!

    It really doesn’t make sense for someone to be so unbelievably silly and unforgivably on point on a daily basis.

    Like I told the VSB guys a few months ago, you’re truly an inspiration.

    Enough sentiment though, lets get back to drinking and acting a fool!

  35. luvtheshoes
    April 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm — Reply

    Ok. So I was sick and missed out on the party. I guess I’ll just be that friend who helps clean up after the party instead.

    Congrats!

  36. K to the...
    April 16, 2009 at 11:29 am — Reply

    *walks in and sees everyone passed out*

    I’m late!?!?

    *walks around, looking for Ife…trips over a bottle of eMoet*

    THIS SOME SHULLBIT!!!!

    *walks out and slams door*

    Congrats on the 150th post, Ife!

  37. T
    April 20, 2009 at 9:48 am — Reply

    I’m late, but I’ll bring a bag of biscuits. And please believe, I’m doing the stanky legg all up in your party. (Yes, I just said “all up in”)

    The stanky legg is the official dance of all things celebratory and your 150th post is a big celebration. Congrats!

  38. suga
    May 3, 2009 at 12:37 am — Reply

    I’m late as all hell, but I’se hea!!

    First of all, a party aint a party without chicken! Girl, whats wrong witchu?!

    Secondly, thanks for filling my Google Reader with Ignance galore. You keep my cheeks sore from lol
    Here’s to 150 more…plus!

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