Welcome to the 150th post on Awesomely Luvvie!!!
My butler Benson has the day off but take off your coat and stay awhile. I’d prefer you take off your shoes since I just bought new carpet. Hope your socks don’t have holes in them or anything. Help yourself to the rice buffet (white rice, fried rice, jollof rice, basmati rice…). The dranks will be coming soon. In the meantime though, we got some Bailey’s. Some folks are supposed to bring the Grey Goose (with only minimal looseness) and the Patron (with the goneness).
People start chanting. “Speech, Speech, Speech”!
Me: *looking faux-shocked* Who me? Aww I didn’t expect this. Are y’all sure?
People: I mean, we guess.
Me: This is just so surprising. *pulls out 4-page letter*
You like me! You really, really like me! Wow, I can’t believe its been 150 posts already. Who’da thunk folks would actually enjoy what I write so much. What started as my random penchance for rants and all things side-eye – inducing has turned into an eFamily of sorts. It’s gotten me an ePosse, many great friends, and opportunities to write for various sites.
I’d like to thank my Mom, for carrying me for those 10.5 months (I was two weeks late, on some serious CP time ish. This should probably explain my inability to be on time for anything. I was even late going down the birth canal. *shakes head*). Anyway, I’d also like to thank God, for creating me in His image (although He may not want to take credit for my lack of sense. See what had happened was, the day He was handing out some sense, I was late since I went back for seconds in the Rice line. By the time I got there, He was fresh out. Darn!)
Finally, I’d like to thank you, my reader(s), for making me feel listened to. Did you ever know that you’re my hero(es)? (No Bette). For real, y’all make blogging so much fun because then I know I’m not writing to an echoing room. If a Luvvie writes, and there’s no one to side-eye her, is she still Awesome? Methinks not. So THANK YOU for reading my stream of consciousness and for your comments (which make my day and make me show all my shark teeth). With that being said, let’s pop some eBailey’s! Here’s to my AWESOME readers!!! Cheers!
*takes a swig of Bailey’s*
Let’s keep the party going. *Cues Kool & the Gang’s “Celebrate good Times”*
LiteBread: “I’m outta control, Luvvie’s outta control. This whole dang party’s outta conttrooollllllll”
For my eShindig celebration, I’d like my readers to comment and give a toast. A toast to what? Anything. Just give me a reason to take another
swig sip (What? It’s Monday! Don’t judge me!). Yes, that means YOU TOO lurkers and Google Readers. Say hey!
P.S. This is a No Stanky Leg party, heel toe, or chicken noodle soup zone. We keeps it classy around these parts. If I see someone doing the Stanky Leg, I may have to put them on timeout. I mean it!
Edit: It has been brought to my attention that I forgot to order some wings. Well I placed an emergency order to Popeye’s so they’re coming. I couldn’t afford no biscuits so… yeah.
Aw snappp! Y’all don kicked off the electric slide!