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Important Queries

Important Queries

[ 3 ] May 29, 2009

So there are some things that make me go “Hmm… *strokes chin*”. Me and Alise, my partner in roast and foolery crime were on Twitter and we had a couple of questions. NaturallyAlise: is there a cool kid brand lacefront glue? Luvvie: If love is blind, then does that mean lust has cataracts? NaturallyAlise: Do [...]

Dear Bitter Broads

Dear Bitter Broads

[ 6 ] May 28, 2009

Today has been proclaimed “Angsty Thursday” by me (also known as “weekday” here on AweLuv), so across the blogs of the ePosse and the IGs, people are posting about people or things that piss them off. Also participating in Angsty Thursday is House of IG, NaturallyAlise, PBG and KindredSmile. Well this week’s sternly-worded letter is [...]

Africa is Geography’s DMX

Africa is Geography’s DMX

[ 24 ] May 26, 2009

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” come on. The topic was [...]

Dear Amazon

Dear Amazon

[ 3 ] May 22, 2009

This week’s letter is directed to one of my favorite stores online, Amazon.com. I’m a dedicated customer and they’ve disappointed me. Womp to them. Dear Amazon, Holder of all things awesome. Connoisseur of Cheap. Magnificent merchant of materials. I love you more than Europeans love Kelendria Rowland. I truly does. However, I got a little [...]

Black Card Reneged Part II

Black Card Reneged Part II

[ 25 ] May 19, 2009

In case you’ve missed it, make sure you read Part I before this one so you can catch up. So where did I leave off? Ah yes, so as we were leaving the club and going down the stairs, we see that we can’t move any farther than halfway down because there is a large [...]

Black Card Reneged

Black Card Reneged

[ 11 ] May 17, 2009

I’d like to congratulate my homegirl O.N.E. on graduating from Law School. My homie is officially a LAWYER! Get it girllll!!! *does praise dance* I’m super uber proud of you, chick and this is only the beginning. I must address you by as “Attorney McEsquireFace” now. And this concludes any and all positivity in this [...]

Dear Overmarketers

Dear Overmarketers

[ 7 ] May 13, 2009

So one of my biggest pet peeves is to be told something over and over again and it annoys me to NO end. Lately, I’ve been inundated with information from people trying to sell me their products or their party in obnoxious fashion and this week’s sternly-worded letter from is to them. Dear Overmarketers, So [...]

Lethal Side-Eye

Lethal Side-Eye

[ 4 ] May 12, 2009

This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to [...]

Lecture in a Cab

Lecture in a Cab

[ 4 ] May 10, 2009

My cabbie chronicles continues, but this time I didn’t get quitted nor did I have to curse out my cabbie. Last week, I was heading to the Design for a Cure Fashion Show, and as always, was running late. So I had to cab it. I hail a cab and off the bat I know [...]

KFC-Gate ’09 = Epic Fail

KFC-Gate ’09 = Epic Fail

[ 8 ] May 8, 2009

KFC oughta consider making some changes to its top executives, like for real. I know I wrote Oprah a sternly-worded letter but the people who deserve a tongue lashing is KFC’s Public Relations team. Not only for its lack of foresight, but for the lack of strategy in rolling out this “FREE Grilled Chicken” deal. [...]

Dry Hairhat Battle IV

Dry Hairhat Battle IV

[ 3 ] May 7, 2009

In honor of my eSis, Alise‘s day of escape from the wretched womb (c) Stewie (aka her Birthday), I’m posting our Dry Hairhat Battle IV (4, for those not fluent in roman numeral-speak) that happened on Twitter (I’m @LuvvieIG, she’s @naturallyalise). For those who are new here, I LUBBS Alise like Lil Kim loves her [...]

Dearest Oprah (More free chicken?)

Dearest Oprah (More free chicken?)

[ 16 ] May 5, 2009

I didn’t think Madame O would need a sternly-worded letter, but alas, I was forced to write one. Dearest Oprah, You know I STAN for you more than Michael Jackson stans for little boys plastic surgery, right? Well I does. That day when I SEED you in “The Color Purple”, I KNEW there was a [...]

Contact Luvvie

Contact Luvvie

[ 5 ] May 4, 2009

I’m everywhere! I’m very reachable! Email me, hit me up on Twitter, gChat me, send me an Owl mail, Wells Fargo me a package… there are unlimited ways to reach me! Email me: Luvvieblog@gmail.com My Other Blogs———————-The Red Pump Project – The Red Pump Project is an initiative to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS [...]

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