Important Queries
So there are some things that make me go “Hmm… *strokes chin*”. Me and Alise, my partner in roast and foolery crime were on Twitter and we had a couple of questions.
NaturallyAlise: is there a cool kid brand lacefront glue?
Luvvie: If love is blind, then does that mean lust has cataracts?
NaturallyAlise: Do I have to get a learner’s permit before using my artistic license?
Luvvie: If life sucks, does purgatory blow?
NaturallyAlise: Is sleep death’s cousin thrice removed by marriage?
Luvvie: Can a man with no fingers make a point?
NaturallyAlise: Can I be a cool down to earth girl in an airplane with a malfunctioning AC?
Luvvie: Can you tell a man with no feet to kick rocks?
NaturallyAlise: I wash my hands of you with hand sanitizer?
Luvvie: Can iQuit u without paying unemployment insurance?
NaturallyAlise: Can you have a bow & arrow wedding?
Luvvie: Can a shotgun wedding go off without bullets?
But yes, THESE are the important queries, dontcha think? Follow US on Twitter (LuvvieIG & NaturallyAlise). Our Twitterfeeds bring all the cackles to the fence.
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
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Yer Awesomelyness,
“Have a fantastic weekend”?!
That was Thursday, girl!
I’m at work today (Friday).
Where are YOU?
LOL!
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