Luvvie’s Open Mic
So what I’ve realized is that I have a whole lotta new readers (WELCOME! Take off your coats & stay awhile) and I wanted to introduce myself to you all. I will take a page from the book of VSB, and bless you with a rap about me. I bet y’all didn’t know I was a Master Lyricist (o_O). Yes, I’m multifaceted. I’m currently looking for a deal with MySpace Records. My first mixtape may even go WOOD.
DJ, spin that ish
Luvvie is my name
And IG is my game
I roast with the best
I pass every test (but math)
Wit is DANGER
But it smashed NO homies
Humor is UNIQUE
But it gots mad support
Brain is a COCKTAIL
Of all things awesome
Blog is insane
And I cackle un-seldom
Though my roast game is tight
It’ll prolly get me in a fight
But if the chick is big
I’ll just run or burn her with a cig
I represent Chitown, home of the Westsiders
Who love many things, including Now n Laters
My blog is my biggest love
Apart from the Guy Above
My readers are the bomb
YEAHHH BOYYYYYYY! Ficky ficky ficky
*drops mic*
*b-girl stance*
I’m telling you. I’m COLD on the mic (double *side-eye*)
So welcome to Luvvie’s Open Mic! I’d like to know about y’all, my FANTAWESOME readers. Who are you & where are you from? What brought you here? Do you love rice? You know, the important things! If you do it in rhyme, you get extra points (which can’t buy you much but my admiration).
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