Dear Dr. Murray
*taps mic*
*opens hand-written letter*
*clears throat*
Dear Dr. Murray,
You killed the King of Pop?!? Watch yo’ back!
Sincerely,
Everyone
*drops mic*
*WALL SLIDES*
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Edit: Another icon has passed on the 25th. RIP to Ted Kennedy. His passing signals the end of another legacy. The Kennedys got less luck than the Addams Family, because Eunice Kennedy just died a couple of weeks ago. I feels mighty bad fo’ em. My thoughts go out to that family.
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Category: Letter
Yeah, when they ruled the MJ death a homicide, I immediately thought that Murray was in THEE worst possible position ever. I would NEVER want to be known for that. WOW. Talk about a forever-tarnished identity. He seriously better watch his back. I am being most sincere.
And yes, sad news about Ted Kennedy. R.I.P. Mr. Kennedy.
I advise that he just move to Pluto because I'm sure everyone from the Prez to the Pope has a hit out on him.
Oh wait…Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore.
RIP Pluto! 2/18/30 – 8/24/06
I mean, he should have KNOWN he was responsible for what happened and would be charged with homicide. Why didn't he save us the time and just confess that he did it?
Dr. Murray aint gonna be safe no where… Shit, u got prison inmates doing thriller, so they gonna tear his ass up in prison… Pluto may be his only option…
Yeah… he going down.
Yes, such sad news about Ted Kennedy. He will be missed.
As for Dr. Murray, I think he already knows the position he's in, I read somewhere that he's on suicide watch. His trial will probably be a mess.
I want him to get put in jail with those prisoners that know the whole Michael Jackson dance routine.
Im going to find the article again but word on the street is he called 911 after 80 some odd minutes after MJ stopped breathing.
Dr. Murray seriously better watch his back….