Stvie Wonder on Twitter

[ 21 ] August 28, 2009 |

No, that headline is not a typo

Ok, so there are times I do my BEST not to go all the way to the pits of Dereon Hades, but last night, I failed.

Just so y’all know, Twitter is the most ridiculous place to be if you’re trying to live a good life of minimal sin. The folks on there are HILARIOUS and when you join in on the fun, best believe you gon’ say something that’ll make the Good Lawd shake His head at you. My Twitter posse is especially good for that. iHate that iLove them.

For THE MOST ignorant (not even ignant. This is PAST ignant) ish I’ve seen ALL week, someone created a fake Twitter page for Stevie Wonder. @Stviewonder.

Wrong, Ridiculous, RUDE

This is all types of wrong. ALL types! But when Karyn showed it to me last night, iCackled and laughed to the point where tears came out my eyes. I almost did a *chair slide* and was thisclose to falling on the floor. I laughed wayyyy too hard. Then I felt bad and realized that all of us are going to have our glitterized gasoline drawers sent to us as email attachments, not FedEx. FedEx takes too long and we are out of order. That’s just how bad it is.

Whoever did this is all types of foolish. I gotta go pray to repent for being so amused by this. I feel bad.

*kneels*
*clasps hands*

Dear Lord, You know my heart. I try to live your will. Then people go and do something like this. They don’t wish me well. But please forgive me for laughing. I’ll do better. Please CC Jesus, Buddha, Allah and Vishnu. Kthx – Yours in repentance, LuvDove

P.S. Other FOOLISH Twitter accounts and one of their hilarious tweets include:

DrakesKnee, TinysFace (“U know my middle name is f*ck it right? because my parents wanted to name me that when they saw me.”), BadBoyBasement (“Trapping wack rappers since 1993″)
AshantiSideburn (“
the sideburns dont get personal, they get even…literally.”). TOO many others

Twitter: Where TRUE foolishness reigns supreme

Edit: Twitter suspended the account. They may have saved us all from ourselves.

——-
LuvBulletins

*Laptop giveaway results are in the finalists’ inbox in 5…4…3…2… I had my Mama pick a name out of a hat out of the 13 finalists, and that person is the recipient of a new Toshiba laptop provided to me by BestBuy.

For those who didn’t win, I hope you’re not mad and hate me :-/. I still love you!!!!

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  1. Kindred Smile says:

    OMG someone is gwine to hell for this – though I did follow him as soon as I saw the screenshot LMAO

  2. Beez says:

    I'm laughing with remorse… is that a feeling? The bright side of me says that at least it isn't written in Braille or Morse Code. That would just eff with people too hard.

  3. Cheekie says:

    I'ont see no email! I'm biting my fingernails and ish because I'm dying to know who won. WTF, gmail? Why must you torture me with your delayed emails!

    Anyhow…I love me some Stevie Wonder. That man is my heart. That said.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Ok, I feel bad again. Why are folks so ignant? I quit the human race, I tell ya.

    I'm enraptured by the fake Twitter accts, though. So, when is someone gonna do @NeyosFugitiveHairline and put the update: "S.O.S. Lost; not yet found. Please help me!"

  4. Cheekie says:

    Oh, I just saw the email. Congrats, Crystal V!!

    And that was actually a great idea, Luvvie with your mama pulling out the name. Mama knows best!

    Thanks again for the opportunity. This was fun!

  5. K to the... says:

    Makes me want to get on Twitter just so I can see…AND engage in this foolishness!

    This here…whole damn paragraph totally slayed me.
    DrakesKnee, TinysFace ("U know my middle name is f*ck it right? because my parents wanted to name me that when they saw me."), BadBoyBasement ("Trapping wack rappers since 1993")
    AshantiSideburn ("the sideburns dont get personal, they get even…literally."). TOO many others

  6. K to the... says:

    The bright side of me says that at least it isn't written in Braille or Morse Code.

    My whole a$$ is off…totally absent from laughing! Thanks!

  7. RiPPa says:

    Good to see Stevie's hairline tryinna stay alive and on twitter. Wayne Brady's hailine will be next.

  8. miss t-lee says:

    I'm so mad at you for making me cry. Them Stevie tweets 'bout killed me…lol

  9. Tunde says:

    when i saw this last night i literally laughed out loud. then i shook my head in disgust. then i laughed some more. lol

  10. Faith says:

    Dang it I'm on my way to hell too. I laughed too hard. And boo to the twitter folks for disabling the account. But you know what's funnier to me…Tinysface OMG she look like someone's foot.

  11. amymay117 says:

    Sending postcards from Hades to all my friends n fam…. you know to invite em to my housewarming, seein' how I just went ahead n moved after all a that…

  12. Luvvie says:

    Pretty doggone much

  13. Luvvie says:

    I feel like my gasoline draws just got expedited for reading that comment. LMAO!

  14. Luvvie says:

    There's already a Twitter account called @Neyozhairline. People are dumb as hell! I wished i'da created it lol

  15. Luvvie says:

    Umm… u need to get on Twitter. Join the party!!!

  16. Luvvie says:

    Wayne Brady's hairline's mentor is Stevie's hairline. Of course its next

  17. Luvvie says:

    Trust. They killt me dead too lol

  18. Luvvie says:

    Thats the same reaction everyone has. It's the global unanimous disgust and pure amusement we ALL have to it

  19. Luvvie says:

    Yeah Twitter's pretty bogus for disabling the account. They'ont want us to cackle. But then again. Maybe they're protecting us from ourselves lol

  20. Luvvie says:

    Yeah I wonder how I'mo decorate my penthouse suit nextto Mama Tina's.

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