Mama, I WON Black Weblog Awards!!!

I won the popular votes, which means y’all voted for me the mostest! Like for real! *Faints again all dramatic-like*

iSweahfo ALL of Queen Yawnce’s hairhats I ain’t think I was gon win! I was already practicing my stank face & fake clap for the winner. I truly was. I didn’t even campaign hard this time, thinking y’all were just ’bout sicka me telling you to vote. Hell, I was sicka me telling y’all to vote. So to win is a SHOCKER! You like me! You really really like me!

I am GEEKED!!! When I found out I won, I did the Brother Franklin. “This is the dayyyyy”. Just inappropriate.

Well, y’all know I love giving dramatic speeches, so here’s mine.

*clears throat*
*taps mic*

First of all, I’d like to give glory to God, Passa, Everyones, Everyones!!! God is good all the time… all the time… y’all know the rest. Plus, He still loves me despite the fact that in the day He was handing out good sense, I missed it because I had itis and fell asleep after eating too much rice. Yes, HE still loves me. And He continues to let this little light of mine SHINE!

I’d also like to thank my Mom, without whom, I wouldn’t be here, literally. I’d be in Heaven *wall sliding* on the clouds. Plus she ain’t kick me out her womb despite the fact that I took my sweet time coming out. I was 2 weeks late and EVERYTHING! Thanks for your patience, Mom!

Last, but certainly not least, I’d like to thank my FANTAWESOMETASTIC readers for voting for me! Have I told you I loved you (lately)? I mean, it means THE WORLD to me that y’all rallied and allowed this to happen. My thug is ALL on the floor. Knowing that my writing is appreciated is the bombest gift this blogger could get. If a Luvvie writes, and there’s no one to side-eye her, is she still Awesome? NOPE! So THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!! Like really. I said I wasn’t gon cry! *bites fists*

For everyone who voted for me, I say this heartfelt prayer. May your contacts be forever backed up. May your favorite store send you a coupon today. May your favorite jeans never fade. May popcorn never get stuck in your teeth without you having floss to dislodge it. This I pray. AMEN.

SO I made a promise that if I won the Black Weblog Awards, I’d upload a video of me doing the *WALL SLIDE* and I am a (wo)man of my words. This vidjo is a mess, and was filmed yesterday. Editting videos isn’t one of my talents so it’s rough. I ain’t say I was gon upload a GOOD vidjo. But here it is. I hope you can hear me over the rowdy Black folks in the room. lol. Just loud.

That vid is a HOT MESS! I shake my head at myself for this. And LMAO @ Brittany’s outburst of “I’m FILMING HERE!” HA!. Told y’all folks were being loud.

Oh lawd! Let IG maintain, sustain, therefore REIGN!!! *does church scoot till Sister O’Dell (Head Ursha at Large) taps me with her white glove and tells me to SADDOWN*

With that being said, let’s celebrate. Bailey’s on ME!!! *takes swig*

In fact, let’s pop off with a Soul Train line. I’ll go first.

*Raises the roof*
*does the bounce as she scoots down the line*

Come on, y’all!

P.S. MUCH LOVE and respect to my FAVORITE blogs for also winning in different categories in the Black Weblog Awards. Very Smart Brothas, Three Ways to Take it, Afrobella, The FreshXpress. I’m in the company of some DOPENESS and I’m mad flattered!

P.P.S. Y’all remembered what happened on my 150th post shindig. Let’s hope I’ont have to kick no one out for doing the Stanky Legg. Remember, this is a non-urban youth dance zone. Anyone who Supermans that hoe will be put on timeout.

Edit: Everytime I watch this Wall Slide vid, I feel like one of the 3 stooges. *Sigh* Y’all lucky I love y’all. LOL