There are a certain group of people in life, who can outwit, outroast and outtalk you in less than a paragraph. These great people are known as “Twitterers.” However, there are those who can’t imagine waking up and not saying “Good Morning” to 1,000 of their closest friends they’ve never met. THESE are the Twitterholics.
You know you’re a Twitter addict if:
- You start using hashtags in real life convos and #thatisnotcool.
- You meet people in real life and call them by their Twitter name.
- You wished your stream of consciousness could Tweet itself.
- Your thumbs hurt from Tweeting on your Blackberry.
- You have a Twenemy (Twitter Enemy), a Twitter BFF and a Twitter Boo.
- You haven’t checked your Facebook account in 4 days. And you don’t miss it.
- You get an attitude with someone who tries to contact you on Facebook. “Fool, Tweet me! UGH!”
- First question you ask someone you meet is “Are you on Twitter?” If they say “No,” you say a disappointed “Oh. Well, I guess I’ll take your number. *rolls eyes*”
- You and the fail whale are BFFs. You even have a nickname for it. You’ve also written it many letters. “Dear Fail Whale, if I see you ONE Mo’ GAIN, you gon need Moby Dick AND Jonah to save you! Get urself in order! Kthxbai – Luv”
- You freak out when Twitter goes down, wondering what to do with your life. Then you go on Facebook to *WALL SLIDE.*
- You want a shirt that says “I’m a Big Deal on Twitter. Tweeple know me.” No really, I want one.
- You find yourself sending 140 character texts.
- You’ve neglected your blog because all you do is Tweet (People don’t blog no mo’, all they do is Tweet).
- You use Twitter to make plans with friends to meet up.
- You wished Twitter had a wall-to-wall feature. Tweet to tweet? (You know I’m nosy)
So if you’re nodding to most of these, you are for sure a Twitterholic. Did I miss any surefire signs of Twitterholics everywhere?
Oh and Twitterholics Anonymous meetings are every weeknight on Twitter. Tweet ya there!
Edit: To date, I’ve tweeted 12,816 times. One of my friends told me that I am to Twitter what crack is to a fiend. #Hater
Edit 2: Oh, and Follow me – @LuvvieIG (IG as in IGnificent)