Comments on: Another Laptop Lollapalooza

By: Laptop Lollapalooza II Winner | Awesomely Luvvie

Laptop Lollapalooza II Winner | Awesomely Luvvie — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:40:10 +0000

[...] So y’all had me worried for a second. As of Friday night, only 3 people had entered my Laptop Lollapalooza Part 2, for an HP dm3 laptop. I was like “Wait… people don’t want a laptop????” [...]

By: Lite Bread

Lite Bread — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:28:26 +0000

Yer Most High Awesomelynessis,
SEE?! SEE?!
What I SAID!
All those great, funny, “Contest Winnin” Comments above?
iCant.
My severe case of 2520’ness does it.

Has hard as a young, educated A/A man at a Woolworths lunch counter …

By: ERIKA

ERIKA — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:03:30 +0000

Once upon a time, in the land of Dereon Hell, there lived Cinda'ella.

Cinda'ella combed hairhats at Creole Magic Beauty Salon, but spent nights dancing in sequinned onesies, dreaming of becoming a supastar.

"I'ma need a fairy Godmother for this.." she sighed.

Then… a cloud appeared!

"Screw her. You get The Ghost of Coon Present!" he said.

"Aw!" as she *WALL SLIDED*.

"Well, whadya think?"

"You suck." and like that, the ghost disappeared… leaving behind a "FOOL SADDOWN" gift basket.

"iRebuke you inna name of sequins!" as she grabbed a banana from the basket.

"…but this fruit is on point."

By: @SBailey7

@SBailey7 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:54:55 +0000

HSN hotline:

1st (clueless) caller: I ordered the entire Ms. Tina collection for my daughter. She did what the young folks today call a wall slide.; said I deserve a fool saddown gift basket. Not quite sure what that means but I’m guessing it makes me the coolest mom E-V-E-R! The onesies’ removable sleeves & arm warmers? Nice touch. And the Creole Magic included with each order?!?! Honey child…

2nd (indignant) caller: NEVER ordered from this line. iRebuke it! There’s a special place in Dereon Hell for the makers & wearers of these clothes. The Ghosts of Coon Present (all of the YouTubers, men & women alike, with their hairhats, onesis, & pumps) will meet you there!!!

By: Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:52:25 +0000

(to the tune of 'if i were a boy')
—————-
If I had some sense
I’d throw my hands up and say
‘iRebuke this Creole Magic!’
& throw all of my hairhats away

I’d do a *WALL SLIDE*
As I looked over my life
How’d I end up in these ruffles standin at the gates of Dereon Hell
Wearin satin onesies?

If you had some sense
You wouldn’t follow my trends
You’d step away from the lacefronts
And gimmie a ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ Gift Basket

You’d lift up your hands
And look to the sky and say
‘I won’t follow those fashion footsteps!
I won’t be the Ghost of Coon Present!’

By: Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:48:54 +0000

(to the tune of 'ego')
———–
I know u wish that I would *WALL SLIDE*
All the way down to Dereon Hell so they can die
My hairhats from my ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ gift basket
iRebuke my hairline, been missin since ‘96

Why? Well, my mama’s Creole magic
It backfired, hit me in the head & now im cursed
With the Ghost of Coon Present, aka Jay-Z
And some denim onesiiiies

I got a big lace froooont
Such a huge lace froooont
I love my huge lace frooont
It’s too much
I walk like this cause I cant hold my head up

By: Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:46:37 +0000

(to the tune of 'video phone)
————–
iRebuke yo fashion
You *WALL SLIDE* cause my wardrobe is tragic
I Tried to work my Creole Magic
But I got handed a ‘Fool Saddown' gift basket

In my bedazzled onesiiiies (u know who likes it?)
It’s my boo Jay-Zeeee (the Ghost of Coon Present)
He loves my bedazzled onesiiiiies (and my hairhats as well)
My bedazzled onesiiiiies (come from Dereon Hell)

By: brran1

brran1 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:54:11 +0000

As Reverend Williams closed his sermon, the congregation anticipated having to do a collective *WALL SLIDE*.

“Thank THE FATHER, SON, and HOLY GHOST for today. I wanna thank Sister Johnson for wearing that beautiful hairhat. All types of Creole Magic up in that there.”

“ iRebuke THE DEMONS OUTTA THIS HEA SANCTUARY! Take em lawd. Take the liars, take the thieves, but leave Brotha Tyrone and his Onesies to direct the choir. Take the rest to Dereon Hell!”

“That man sure is the Ghost of Coon Present and is long overdue for a ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ Gift Basket” says Granny Ethel.

By: Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:52:15 +0000

right!! that's one of 43524806548645639502.53524 reasons i broke up with facebook. that and family finding my page. none of that ends well

By: ListenToLeon

ListenToLeon — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:32:33 +0000

I kinda wanna do one more, since I want a new laptop for the price of FREE ninety-nine! I'll probably write it while this load of laundry dries…