Girl I am on eharmoney. I have been emailing eharmoney about their site and how they be sending people 5’2, 5’4, 5’6 this ain’t the midget finding love site. I am 6’0 tall. I am not doing all that down there!!! O___O

One guy posted a pic of his dog talmbout “wow I need a shave” WOMP! o__O m’f'r you need more than a shave!!! And he listed the height and weight of the dog!!

*flatline*

I wrote customer service about the pic:

Customer (Veranda ********)03/20/2011 08:40 AM
I am afraid that technology allows you to change the way archiving is done. “Close Match” should be an option and they can make it so that you “don’t accidently” close someone.
Clearly you have no respect for me or my time. Tomorrow is not promised and I will not be spending it “archiving” and then having to go back and “close a match” On some of the matches that have been sent to me. They do not have photos and it says please request a photo. It should be required since I have posted mine. One user has one picture on his profile and it is of his dog. With his his dog’s height n weight. Who the hell approved that photo? He has no other information about himself that would be useful in me wanting to go further. I want to match with him not his dog!

Veranda
Sent From My Drooooid!!

here is the response:

Dear Veranda,

Thank you for your reply.

I can certainly understand your concerns and I want to assure you that as America’s #1 trusted relationship site, our members’ feedback is very important to us. We hold it in strong regard as we consider future changes and updates to our site and structure. I can also appreciate your concern with the amount of time you have to access your account. It is great to hear the exciting things which are happening for you right now. I would like for you keep in mind that many of your matches are busy individuals such as yourself. This site is set up to work at your pace. I would hate for you to miss out on the love of your life based on this reason alone.

I can understand that it can be frustrating when your match does not have a photo posted. We have a great feature called the Photo Nudge, which is a means for you to encourage your matches to post a photo by sending a direct request to any of your matches at eHarmony. This is a simple reminder for them to upload or share a photo with you. To send a Photo Nudge, please follow the steps below:

1. Log into your eHarmony account
2. Click on the “My Matches” Tab
3. Click on your match’s name
4. Click on the “Request my photo” link located under your match’s name

Once you have completed these steps, an alert will be sent to your match to notify them that you are interested in viewing their picture. You will receive a “Photo Requested” confirmation message under your match’s name. In the event that this particular match is open, you are able to send a nudge up to three times. If 7 days have passed since your most recent request for a Photo Nudge, you will have the opportunity to send another request.

I really hope this information helps you in your search. Should you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reply to this email. Our Customer Care agents are always available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

We look forward to helping you find deep, meaningful love because we’re eHarmony and love begins here.

Warmly,

Gabrielle H.
eHarmony Customer Care

Are you kidding me?! Bachelor #1 #haveaseat!

Don’t EVER let her take a picture like that again, that is child abuse & neglect.

Oh, and about ol' dude and his daughter… was that velvet shirt on purpose too? Just wondering.