Laptop Lollapalooza II Winner
The contest was for folks to write a hilarious and foolery-filled 100-word story using my favorite phrases. This must include proper use of:
- Dereon Hell
- Creole Magic
- *WALL SLIDE*
- “FOOL SADDOWN” Gift basket
- Ghost of Coon Present
It could be less than a 100 words but couldn’t exceed it.
Anyway, I read through all the entries, and better believe that iCackled several times. However, one person’s entries were so funny I almost choked.
THIS is the entry that won:
(to the tune of ‘if i were a boy’)
If I had some sense
I’d throw my hands up and say
‘iRebuke this Creole Magic!’
& throw all of my hairhats away
I’d do a *WALL SLIDE*
As I looked over my life
How’d I end up in these ruffles standin at the gates of Dereon Hell
Wearin satin onesies?
If you had some sense
You wouldn’t follow my trends
You’d step away from the lacefronts
And gimmie a ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ Gift Basket
You’d lift up your hands
And look to the sky and say
‘I won’t follow those fashion footsteps!
I won’t be the Ghost of Coon Present!’
The winner of a new HP dm3 laptop is *drum roll*
*crowd goes wild*
Brokey, email me your address so I can send it to the HP folks. They’ll ship ya the ‘puta! WOO HOO!!!
P.S. I know Brokey was my guest blogger last week but nepotism didn’t have to rule this one. If y’all wanna see the other entries, read the comments left under the post. Brokey DEED That.
P.P.S. Within the next couple of weeks, there’ll be a *WALL SLIDE* contest. GETTT READY FOR FOOLERRRYYYY!!