Luvvie’s intro: Next up is a member of “Aint Got No Damn Sense Inc.”, Crystal (aka @Smashedthehomie). She lacks anytime of sense, which is why she gives me LIFE! Her blog is Elegant Ignance. Find her there, and follow her on Twitter.
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That’s alright. I don’t either, really. They basically boil down to a dramastastic story about a light skinned boy who said Chris Stokes used to diddle in his bootyhole and…Omarion. Did you know that Real (of Real Chance At Love) had a son?
Now that the last of that You Got Served check has been spent on go carts and “friendship” bracelets for Bow Wow, Omarion has been in the studio and ready to serve the newest generation of 14 year old girls with his own brand of shallowly sexual faux R&B. I present for your side-eye review his first single off the new album, I Get It In.
When your coochieness shines like Frankie’s wig, it’s time to throw in the heterosexual towel. But Omarion, apparently tired of the gossip and the blawgs and the rumors that Bow Wow can’t get enough of that sweet toot shoot, channeled his inner Donnie McClurkin last week in an interview with magazine “Sister 2 Sister”.
Some say O is referring to Amber’s past as a skrippa (up and down like flippa), while others say it’s Amber’s past (present) (future) life as a bisexual that leaves a sour taste in Omarion’s mouth. Regardless, I have only one question – Should a man who p-pops in skinny jeans and pyramid studded belts really fix his mouth to say anything about anyone else? Chile, please. Leave Amber Rose’s class to the neighborhood strip club’s discretion and boot scoot your ass on back to Bow Wow’s loving arms.
Luv Bulletin: I’m having another Laptop Giveaway Lollapalooza, yall! Yes, yes! LuvPrah is back! “You get a laptop! and YOU get a laptop!” I’m trying to come up with the contest now. So be on the lookout. Will do the contest either today or tomorrow. So check back. It may be up. It’ll be a time sensitive one too so… yeah.