Whilst I’m on hiatus from blogging, I wanted to leave y’all with stuff. So I went through my 2009 archives, and found my top 30 posts. In case you missed them, check them out. These are all some goodies.
*Letter to the hat – An ode to Aretha Franklin’s hat, which stole the show and thunder of President Obama’s inauguration. That hat stole the heart of a nation. So I had to write to it and thank it.
*Shark Mouf - I went to the dentist and was informed that I had 7 extra teeth in my mouth that I could get extracted. You can call me “Jaws.”
*Dear Kanye – I noticed that Kanye’s been acting out lately, and had to write him a letter because I was concerned. This was even BEFORE TaylorSwift-gate 09.
*Baby Bangs Foolishness – I came across a website that sold headbands that had fake hair attached to it… for BABIES. You know I had to rant about it. Oh, and to make matters worse. The creator of the website left me a comment justifying the foolishness.
*Dear Mini Luvvie – I’ve noticed a 2nd baby boom around me lately. I have no desires to join in on this boom, but decided to write my future child a letter. I even included a baby pic of myself.
*Cabbie Quit Me – I got put out a cab for trying to pay my $4 fare with a debit card. Yes, this really happened.
*BlackPlanet is Black Hole of Irrelevance – Don’t you agree?
*Lethal Side-Eye – I thought MY side-eye was intense. Naw, not until I came across the side-eye of doom, given by Madame Cameroon. She’s my she-ro!
*Black Card Reneged Part 1 – I went to my alma mater for a friend’s graduation, and left it wanting to renounce my Black card.
*Black Card Reneged 2 – Part II of this tale of foolishness. Complete with an MS Paint-drawn diagram of a fight I witnessed.
*Africa is Geography’s DMX – Africa gets a bad rap, so I set some things straight.
*A Letter to Michael: Moonwalking on the Clouds – The letter I wrote to Michael Jackson the night he died.
*BET Awards 09 = Flipping Tables – My recap of the BET Awards that made me wanna flip some tables.
*Dear BET, iQuit U – My letter to BET after their awards show that was supposed to be a tribute to MJ. They FAILED, I ranted.
*Clinton’s a Sigma, Jesus is an Alpha – The Phi Beta Sigmas gave Bill Clinton an honorary membership. So I talked about how Jesus is an Alpha and an Omega.
*Luvvie’s Open Mic – I had an open mic for my readers to spit some verses introducing themselves. iDied at the foolishness in the comments. Leave your own intro!
*AKA Wax Statue Madness – The president of the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority got a wax statue made in her likeness for $900K. So I roasted her.
*Dear Lil Mama – A letter to Lil Mama asking about what her REAL purpose is.
*Book Snob – On my list of favorite books, one will not find one by Omar Tyree or Eric Jerome Dickey. And I think Sister Souljah’s “Coldest Winter Ever” is overrated. Yeah, I said it.
*Mama I Wanna Freak – Since Zane an’ em have become millionaires off subpar writing, I decided to come out with a Gospel Erotica (an oxymoron of sorts) called “Mama I Wanna Freak But I’ont Want God to Frown.” I even picked the people I want to star in the low-budget movie version.
*Dear Kelis – She wants $90,000 a month in child support from Nas. I had to give her a “Fool SADDOWN” gift basket.
*Prince is Purty – And his coif is better than yours. This isn’t up for debate.
*Mama, I won Black Weblog Awards – In celebration of winning, I debuted the vidjo of me doing the *WALL SLIDE* l
*2009 VMAs Rocked – *GASP* An awards show that I actually enjoyed. This was a rarity.
*Blogging 101 Series – I wrote a series on the basics of blogging. 10 Do’s and Don’ts and Blogging 101 included.
*Dear Alicia Keys – I dig Ms. Keys’ music but I had to call her out for her homewrecking ways.
*Dear Morehouse – Had to write a sternly-worded letter to Morehouse for their ridiculous new rules.
*Twitter killed the celeb’s star – They say that video killed the radio star. Well, Twitter has killed the celebrity’s.
I was also blessed with some AWESOME Guest Bloggers. Their posts were must-reads.
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