For the Grammy’s on February 1, my avatar decided to don a formal onesie reserved for truly special occasions. Well, 2 days later, on February 3, VH1′s Superbowl jam came on. Rihanna had on a very similar one. I WAS SWAGGER-JACKED! With that being said…
I see you back there checking my out, GaGa. You jealous ain’t you? Yes, of course you are. I slayed 1,000 hoes with my onesie. Queen Yawnce is somewhere MAD AT ME! (Shoutout to K_Rokadocious for hooking up the split screen. Good looking out!)
Did I slay Rihanna effortlessly or did she get me together? Leave a comment with your vote. #VoteOrDontDie.
* The Red Pump Project was featured in the Huffington Post’s IMPACT section. THE DOGGONE HUFFINGTON POST!!! *faints* MUCH MUCH love to Bessie Winn-Afeku for writing this great article about us. When she sent me the link, I hollered for AT LEAST 15 minutes. The fact that I was at work was the only thing that kept me from rolling around on the floor praising God for his blessings. But I did do a couple of *church scoots*. I’m STILL doing a jig in the inside though. THANKS BESSIE!!!