I was on Twitter last night and I kept seeing people being outraged over FAMU. I had no idea what it was about so I posed the question of ”What happened at FAMU? I’m outta the loop like a square peg.” Within a minute, 15 people responded to me saying there was a sextape featuring FAMU students in an orgy. A couple of those even provided me with the link.
I clicked on it and saw this grainy, low budget video (as expected). The first shot was of a dude tongue chexing a chick who was back to the camera. Then the camera showed the room had about 4 or 5 other people, all performing tongue chex on each other. iCringed. It didn’t help that none of them was particularly attractive, but that’s neither here nor there. Then the video started getting slow and pausing. Finally about 2 minutes in, the chextape just froze. I took it as the universe’s way of saying “You don’t need to be watching this.”