GAHTDAMB, Courtney Love!
I’m tah’d and it’s late (look at the timestamp) so I’mo make this short. I was minding my own business like I like to do (O__o) when my homette Afrobella hit me up on Twitter talmbout “You looking for a new background? Drink that cold glass of water” And then linked me to THIS SITE. I mean, of course she was right. I was in need of a new Twitter background but LAWD!
What in ALL that is holy, sanctified and revered happened to Courtney Love. GAHTDAMB!!! I need her to read the “Dear Lindsay Lohan” letter I wrote last week. And PUT DOWN THE COKE! Seriously. Coke is a BAD drug. Her pores are so big that they could swallow me whole. She looks like what Lady Gaga WANTS to look like when she puts on her makeup and crazy costumes.
I just throw holy water at Courtney, yell “The power of Christ compels you!” Then I’d say a prayer to God telling him that I found Shadrach and Meshack’s Billy Goat.
Just… GAHT… DAMB!
iCan’t.
P.S. To all the people who cussed me out for making this my Twitter background, don’t blame me. Blame that Afrobella womans! She clearly wished for this ratchetness to see the world. And she used me as a vessel. LOL! That’s my story and I’ll be dambed to be Courtney Love’s penthouse sweet in Dereon Hell if I ain’t gon stick to it. NO SAH!
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LOL! It's my fault! Cue Akon – you can put the blame on meeeeeee
Great googly moo!! That is SCARY!! *curls up in the corner rocking back and forth*
I had a nightmare last night after see that pic as your background. Thanks!
*seeing
LAWDAMUSSY!!! Coke is the devil. It is all that is soulless and wrong.
She's always been a bit of a trainwreck, but with the help of a good stylist, she could clean up pretty nicely. Remember what Courtney USED to be able to look like? http://www.elleuk.com/var/elleuk/storage/images/s…
Oh its a looooooooooonnnngg slide to Skid Row. I on't want no parts of this deviltry.
"Then I'd say a prayer to God telling him that I found Shadrach and Meshack's Billy Goat."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I'm so dead right now.
I just died!
Yer Most Unkind Awesomelynessis,
See, I got you on the “Subscribe” e-mail thing (‘cause, well, sometime you oversleep).
I get my Luvvie e-mail this morning (“Look! She e-mailed me. How Sweet an’ Thoughtful), Coffee in hand (yes; I do coffee. Mine tastes like bad brown socks. But that another story …) and …
THAT FACE IS ON MY SCREEN!
I yelled. Our Exec Assist responds. Security is involved.
An’ here I thought you LIKED me. Was I mistaken?
So … I’m callin you all bright an’ cheery at …
5:30 AM.
Wow what happened.
OMG that is going to give me nightmares.
Tiffany
http://liferequiresmorechocolate.blogspot.com/
I think I just glimpsed what Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will look like in ten years.
Yesss!!! Egg-Zackly!!
Courtney Love is the Joker's half sister on his mama side… that's the side that carry the crazy as ha-ha-hayle gene, too!!
Ummm… Luv? Precisely WHY is it that the Google Ad @ the bottom of the page says "Strugling with Prayer?" Too much of the foolishment goin' on up in here, I s'pose.
LOL done and done!
Yeah that's one un-beautiful nightmare
I can see why. That ish would haunt your hopes and dreams
She don fell ALLLLLL the way off!!!
LMAO! I'm just saying tho… tell me I'm wrong
U know I got nuffin but love for you. Litey!!! Aint my fault. Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just using this as a PSA for how wack crack is. it's for the chilrun
LIFE.
Pretty much
Ya know what? U're pretty right. I see them ALL in her face. That's gonna be DOUBLY sad
*dead* U dumb
Is Google tryna say I need prayer?!? THEY DONT KNOW MY STRUGGLE!
"I just throw holy water at Courtney, yell "The power of Christ compels you!" <- I'm with you. This is just a shame befo' Jesus, Allah &all the homies.
"Then I'd say a prayer to God telling him that I found Shadrach and Meshack's Billy Goat." <- iDied @ that. -falls out-