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Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World

Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World

[ 16 ] May 28, 2010

I came across this post while reading Shay D Lady’s blog and I laughed so hard I started hiccuping. I asked her if I could repost here and she kindly obliged. THIS is true Friday Foolishness. —– I went to my daughter’s “Honors Day” program. My child has made either teacher’s honor roll or principal’s [...]

Awesomely LuvvLinks

Awesomely LuvvLinks

[ 0 ] May 28, 2010

There’s plenty of AWESOMENESS elsewhere this week. My circle of foolery got some good things popping. Til The Cops Come Knockin’: Despite gentrification, I still live in Tha Hood! – PBG’s foolish self had some cop drama in her building. She’s DC’s version of Miss Pearl from 227. Lace Front Wigs: The Real Epidemic Affecting [...]

Company Looking for Ebonics Linguist. Yes. Really.

Company Looking for Ebonics Linguist. Yes. Really.

[ 56 ] May 26, 2010

So I was sitting at my computer trying to figure out what to blog about today when I got an email from one of my readers. I promised her it’d be anonymous though. It said: I am trying to increase visibility over a really dumb move my company is making. Chenega Corporation… (a minority owned [...]

What the hell you got on, Liza?!? Is that an adhesive bra? Is that saran wrap? iCANNOT!

Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

[ 15 ] May 25, 2010

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

[ 33 ] May 24, 2010

I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!

Awesomely LuvvLinks

Awesomely LuvvLinks

[ 4 ] May 21, 2010

Bringing to you the first of many “Awesomely LuvvLinks.” I know a lotta fellow dope bloggers who couldn’t have sense if it was tattooed on their forearms. I heart them so. Check out some of their spots. “The American Dream (puberty deferred)” – My eBoo ThroatChop U talmbout The Dream’s janky cover of Aaliyah’s “One [...]

Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

[ 36 ] May 19, 2010

Ok, so you know. Rihanna-gate happened last year. We all know what happened. I shan’t reshash it. People have already talked it into the ground. You gave multiple horrid interviews about it. And wore ill-advised baby blue bowties and burnt sienna apology blouses to make yourself look less threatening. And you never quite owned up to what you did (but that’s neither here nor there). It was just a mess all around. But that’s not what I’m here for. Well, not ALL the way. Since last year’s madness, it seems you haven’t learned a thing.

Parents, hug your kids

Whose cousin is this?

[ 67 ] May 17, 2010

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

Umm… I moved my blog

Umm… I moved my blog

[ 0 ] May 13, 2010

I’m not sure if anyone’s gonna get this but i moved my blog from Blogger to WordPress. In the process, it messed up some folks who subscribed to my feeds. So visit the brand new WWW.AWESOMELYLUVVIE.COM and re-subscribe so you can still be getting my content. Getchu a piece!!!

Y'all see that Hawaiian silky Stevie was working with?!? Yes, you jealous.

The Wonderous One turns 60!

[ 7 ] May 13, 2010

So today is Stevie Wonder‘s 60th birthday. We must revel and rejoice in this day. I don’t care how far gone Stevie’s hairline maybe, or the fact that it’s wading in all types of water. I’m always going to be a fan. I’ont care how many tacky blazers his team make him put on, and [...]

What had happened was…

What had happened was…

[ 2 ] May 13, 2010

So I definitely missed blogging. In the time I was gone, I had many updates for y’all. I’d go to write a post and go “Wait. I said I was gone for a minute” and then proceed to *WALL SLIDE*. Ha. Wells, let me update y’all on the happenings. First and foremost, I’d like to [...]

Welcome to the new AweLuv!!!

Welcome to the new AweLuv!!!

[ 54 ] May 11, 2010

Hey folks!!! Welcome to the new and improved AwesomelyLuvvie.com! My blood, sweat and tears was thrown into redesigning this page so it’s all good for you all. I spent HOURS (and days) coding and customizing until I got it to look exactly like I wanted. I’ve ended my ‘lationship with Blogger. I’m now in the land of Wordpress! I had to finally make that leap like the big girl blogger I’m trying to be.

Bad news, GREAT news

Bad news, GREAT news

[ 1 ] May 7, 2010

Hey folks! Let me start with the bad news. AwesomelyLuvvie.com will be down starting at midnight today (or is that considered tomorrow?). Either way, you won’t be able to access the site starting at 12am. It will be down for maintenance. Soooo… no posts or anything. But on a GOOD note… I’m relaunching my brand [...]

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