Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”
I hate Miss Jia for introducing such foolery into my life. Dang it ALL to Dereon Hell. Did y’all SEE this??? Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” for the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack. I’m murked. Just let me lay here for a minute. I’m here to write her a short letter. But watch this first.
Hey girl hey. How’s your arthiritis doing? I hope your gout isn’t acting up. And your sugars? Well i’m glad to hear you’re alright.
Liza, if you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?” The only “Rings” on you are the ones around your trunk to count how only you are. Ain’t nobody putting NOTHING on it either. Not a doggone thang.
“Uh oh oh” gon have a new meaning if you tried to gyrate to this song. Liza, I know Queen Yawnce ain’t want injury to come from her song. Just leave it ‘lone. And if I catch you in a onesie, touching one or even THINKING about one, I’mo send you on the next train to Shady Pines Nursing Home to hang with Sofia an’ em. Just NO.
Yours in care,
P.S. But thank you for making me laugh so hard, I hiccuped.
Sidenote: Speaking of old, I’m getting my pupils dilated today so I won’t be able to read for 7-8 hrs. I may come back tomorrow with a post about that experience.
Thanks to Gabi for linking me to that pic of Liza.
Edit: So I saw Sex and the City 2 and I take it back. Liza MURKED “Single Ladies” in her geriatric fashion. She went up there and WERKED! Carry on, Ms. Minnelli