Mama, I Wanna Win Again!
Hey ALL!! Remember how last year, my blog won the “Best Humor Blog” in the Black Weblog Awards? It was ALL because of YOU, my FANTAWESOME readers! Y’all nominated me and voted. Making me feel all special. Well it’s about that time again and I need your help.
My blog is nominated for the 2010 Black Weblog Awards in these categories:
* Best Humor Blog
* Best Writing in a Blog
* Blog to Watch
My Twitter account is also up for “Best MicroBlog”.
The other categories are perks but the one I REALLY want to win is the “Best Humor Blog” again. I wrote a speech last year. I must write another for this year to prove my worth.
*gets on podium*
I come before you, AwesomeLuvvers of my little eCrib to say I wanna win the 2010 Black Weblog Award for “Best Humor Blog.” Winning this award would be greater than ME. It’d be for all the little African girls who Sally Struthers pimps out. This is for all the slanted-eyed fools who couldn’t have sense if it was tattooed on their forearms. This award will be for all those who told the GOOD LAWD that they won’t be needing the sense He tried to give them. This is for RATCHETNESS EVERYWHERE!
I ain’t never axed y’all for nothing. Not even your sorry hand in marriage. I just ask that tou go HERE and vote for me by entering my URL (http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com) in the “Best Humor Blog” category (and possibly some of the others above. But DEFINITELY that one). Your vote would give me all types of LIFE.
Remember last year, I bribed promised y’all that if I win, I’ll make a *WALL SLIDE* vid? Wells, I won and I did. I, Luvvie IG Baby (the IG is silent) promise you all that if I win, I’ll create MY version of the Brother Franklin vidjo. This will be full of all types of inappropriate hip twurks and the works. It shall be awesome.
So VOTE for ME, and may your hairhat STAY fried dyed, and laid to the side. May your favorite kitten heels not lean 42 degrees to the left. May you never be subjected to watching “Gigli.” This I’ll pray.
Vote for me for Top Flight Blogger of the World! Please and thanks!!!
P.S. Everyone gets to vote ONE time, but you can vote for as many different categories as you wish. Also, my right sidebar has a button that will stay on til voting closes on July 25th.
P.P.S. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Kthxbai!