So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex.
“You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife.
THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s sternly-worded letter.
Dear Mel Gibson,
I could have just made this letter short by saying “You’re an idiot. The end” but I felt like being slightly verbose. Please go shut the hell up and saddown somewhere. The handsome blue-eyed actor we all love from the “Lethal Weapon” movies is just a shallow ass racist. You’re a blithering racist with a short temper.
There is just so much wrong with what you said. What strong pipe were you smoking before saying those words?
I feel like mentioning your use of the n-word is too obvious. It is CLEAR you’ont like us melanin-challenged folks. But the unmitigated GALL of you to… iCANNOT! PLUS, I wasn’t aware that Black folks went ’round in packs raping white women for sport. Methinks you’ve been watching “Birth of a Nation” and oughta quit. Go sit in the corner and reassess your lifespace because it’s clearly in shambles.
A couple of years back when you blamed Jews for all the wars and the world gasped and clutched our chests collectively. This is deja vu. WHAT IN ALL THAT IS HOLY would make you think saying any of this is okay?
I, for one, can’t ever support you again. How are you gonna direct a movie about Jesus (Passion of the Christ) and be all hateful? I’ma ask Jesus to hold your mule like Hollywood has held your career. When’s the last HUGE movie you were in? Don’t worry, I’ll wait… *cues Jeopardy song*
I’m not here to change your views about Black folks. Or tell you to become less of a jerk. Or say how much of a misogynistic pig you are. Clearly, you’re one old dog who couldn’t learn new tricks if it came in a $20 million blockbuster. All I’ma say is learn to STFU.
P.S. Where’s M-I-S-T-E-R (Danny Glover) when you need him? He shoulda told Harpo AND Sofia to beat you, Mel. Mel. Ugh.
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