Whose Baby Is This?
Ya know. I LOVE babies. Them so cute. Just by default since they’re so little. But sometimes, babies look less cuddly and more… how can I say this? Ah yes… unfortunate. I don’t like to use the word “ugly” because its ugly. I prefer less harsh descriptors. Like cutely challenged. Or facially unpleasant. However, the site Ugly Babies R Us does not shy away from it. This one, for example is actually cute but…
He's been here before. Yes. Let's go with that. Shoutout to UglyBabiesRUs.tumblr.com for this pic.
Who made him mad? Why is he side-eyeing life in general? Is he judging us all? Just why is he so ornery?
I just… iCan’t even deal. I can’t be roasting folks babies too murch though. I don’t want Future Mini Luvvies to be looking like Quasimodo’s spawns. Plus, I’m still trying to get into them Golden Gates of Glory one day. I’ont wan’t St. Pete to just quit me allaway and take my name off his VIP list of Life. No ma’am.
But he’s a little cute though. Ain’t he? *bites nails*
Category: Random, Whose is this?
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lmao!!
lol..Oh gosh..now I’m gonna have dreams..:-\
May the unicorn of dreams protect you.
this is what my mother would call “a difficult beauty”
LMAO!!! “difficult beauty” must be adopted into my lexicon. Tell ur mama I said “thanks!”
lol i shall
Sorry, it looks like the lizard baby from the original V. But a cute lizard baby.
LOLLLLL!!! OH NOOO!!! Not a lizard ba… I just… iCANT! I oughta delete ur comment before St. Pete sees it.
Yer Most Embarrisin’ Me Awesomelynessis,
That ain’t no baby, OK?!
Where you get my Office Security badge picture from?
HA! Litey, I stole it from your boss’ office.
That baby is mad cuz he just got born, looked around this mess of a world and wished he was still in the safety of his mama’s loving womb. He’s thinking “I ain’t sign up for this sh*t!!”
He’s like “ya know what? Put me back.”
this baby looks like its been awake the whole 9 months i pray the bags under the eyes get unpacked by rest
iQuit u SanTara. LMAO!!!
my baby took a mean picture like that….apparently they woke her up from a perfectly good nap to snap the picture. So there she is, 1 day old, fists up and giving the entire nursery staff the side eye from hell…lol
some day if I can get that picture from her, I will post it.
YESSSSS!!! The fists up? This sounds like an awesome baby!
I don’t want biological children, thus I don’t have to fear kharma’s bitch slap in this category, right? That is one ugly baby! Ohhhhhh man!
He ain’t ugly. His DNA makeup is just awkward. Yes… let’s go with that.
That baby is going to come find you and kick your arse.
LAWD! He looks like he could fight too. *runs away*
Do Beverly Hills plastic surgeons have an age minimum? Does this po’ child have to go to Brazil?
I don’t blame the baby. Maybe he had a difficult delivery from a hostile vagina. That’s prolly what caused that red mess around his eyes. Paris Hilton didn’t have a baby, did she?
Is this the baby that was in the movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?
*dead* OH NOOOO!!! LMAOOOO!
OMG whyyyyyy was I thinking the same thing?!?!!?
It’s Smeagol’s baby picture. “My precious….”
iQuit u. Please pack ur ish and go. Kthxbai.
http://www.v7n.com/forums/attachments/graphic-design-forum/8261d1227723035-paint-shop-pro-vs-photoshop-smeagol-bust_l-01.jpg
*tumbles outta chair* WTF?!?
Wow this is some foolery here! I think this image was photoshopped! Looks suspect!
I really don’t think this was photoshopped. Even if it was, that baby’s expression wasn’t ‘shopped. Wishful thinking.
Yea. . . no. . . he’s not even a little cute. He’s a tad scary looking actually. But umm. . . uhh. . . maybe he’ll grow into his looks *says a prayers*
Damb. Not even a little cute? Well womp!
I don’t think he’s ugly. He just looks like a newborn. I’d have to see him at around 6 weeks. His eyes are gorgeous though.
and no shade, but judging by that pic of you at 3 months, you weren’t exactly cute. Then talking about you don’t want your kids to be ugly? lol girl, bye.
Chile go saddown somewhere. If u mad bout it, go cry 2 tears in a bucket. I see you, Reston VA.
My mama said I can’t call “ugly” babies ugly, so i’ll call him… the devil
LMAO!!!! OMG I cackled LOUDLY! Turrble!
I think he’s upset about his past life. He looks slightly wise and resolved. Awesome.
*falls out* at “slightly wise and resolved.” I’m just gonna lay here for a few moments.
If you could only see my reaction to reading these replies, tears, convulsions, laughing’ so hard my stomach hurts! I can’t! It is 3:32am! I am innocently catching up on my blog subscriptions. I am going to hell in a hand basket for even laughing at this fuckery. The only beautiful about this child is his eye color and the fact that he ain’t mine… wait it is a he… isn’t it? O_O
lol… I am not saying ugly , but damn he is super feo, hahah
I read the title, looked at the pic and fell off the chair laughing!! lol lol you crack me up!! I swear I can always come here for a good laugh.
“Who made him mad? Why is he side-eyeing life in general? Is he judging us all? Just why is he so ornery?” <— I just about died LOL LOL!!
LOL I’m just saying
See? This is what happens when you execute serial killers. They can’t get into heaven and Satan said they ain’t runnin up in his spot taking ish over. So they are reincarnated as angry redneck babies with sociopathic tendencies.
He does look a tad bit like he is suspicios of everyone