I Have Antoine Dodson Fever
LAWD! If y’all don’t know who Antoine Dodson is by now, you ain’t LIVED!!! You must be living in a world where YouTube doesn’t exist and Google isn’t allowed. Yes, you may have migrated to China. I’m going to assume everyone reading this has heard of Antoine. If you haven’t, please take a look HERE. PURE hilarity. The type where you just laugh silently against your will because you can’t catch your breath.
Disclaimer: Rape itself is a serious issue so that isn’t the funny part. The ONLY subject of laughter here is Antoine Dodson’s whole SELF. Carry on.
I LOVE me some Antoine Dodson! Do you hear me??? LURVE I say. He is of course the worst possible spokesperson for the incident, but he does it with such passion that you can’t help but nod ahead. This is a classic case of “See what had happened was…” gone awesomely right. Between Brother Antoine’s bandana and neck-swerving action, this is just so fantastic on all levels.
But I do wonder though. How did the cameraman record it without falling to the ground in hysterics? Had it been me, they’da had NO footage because watching Antoine woulda rendered the camera wonky as heck from my CRACKING all the way up.
Since the original vidjo came out last Wednesday, there have been COUNTLESS remixes done on it. Folks on the innawebs are A MESS! These 2 below are my FAVES! They’re so funny that I’ve cried laughing. Like WEEPING and hyperventilating. Watch for yourself.
I’m a bit upset that the autotune version is now stuck in my head. I’ve caught myself singinging “CLAHMING, CLAHMING yo windows, snatching yo people up!” more times than I could count these past three days. This just can’t be life. But even CATCHIER is this song!
TELL ME THAT DOESN’T BEAT! Lawd! That song is IT! “Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!” And the end, with the clapping? I just… *falls out* Don’t judge me if this song ends up on my iPod. DO. NOT. JUDGE. ME!
Oh and the fact that there’s now an Antoine Dodson Facebook fan page just completely MURKS me! Am I the only one who is now obsessed with Antoine? I want to start a fan club in his honor for all the laughter he has brought me for the past 3 days. I got Dodson Fevah!