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The Random Things Folks Search to Find My Blog (and a Giveaway)

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My readers are some of the funniest and wittiest people on the innerwebs (yes you are), and my comments STAY making me cackle. But y’all are also mightly ratchet. How do I know? Because of the way some of your found this blog. Google has been semi-kind to me, sending me traffic when people search. How do I know? Well, Google Analytics informed me as to the phrases people have searched and landed here. Some of these are:

  • Erykah Badu assIt is indeed quite impressive.
  • Aretha Franklin breasts – What I say about Mama Re-Re’s mammaries?
  • ashanti’s sideburns – FOR REAL? I went there? *sigh* I mean, they ARE thick
  • Jesus had haters – He sho’ll did. The rest of us, on the other hand, O__o
  • camel toe’s ugly cousin – WTF?!? Whose paw print did I talk about? iCan’t with myself.
  • should grown men wear shorts – Yes, as long as they aren’t the ones that touch the ankles
  • antoine dodson fan club – iLOVE Antoine!
  • does sarah palin wear bumpits? - I BET SHE DOES!
  • nigerians make it rain in parties – We do. We made it rain before hip hop told folks to.
  • glover’s mane hair grease – An essential for any successful conk

All this tells me that I’m ratchet as hell because for any of these to result in folks finding Awesomelyluvvie.com is a complete mess. This can’t be my legacy. IS IT??? LAWDDD!!! That’s a mess. *WALL SLIDE*

So this leads to my next giveaway.¬†Winner of this giveaway wins a copy of one of my FAVORITE books EVER! Angela Nissel’s “The Broke Diaries: The Completely True and Hilarious Misadventures of a Good Girl Gone Broke.” This book is part of the reason why this blog exists. She’s my she-ro. This book opened the doors to allow her to become a humor writer, which then led to her being a producer for my FAVORITE TV show “Scrubs.” “The Broke Diaries” is HILARIOUS beyond measure. So are y’all. I must share it.

To enter this giveaway:

* Subscribe to this blog

* Leave a comment with the name of the funniest book you’ve ever read. Leave your email address in the comment too.

* You have from now until 11:59pm CST on Wednesday (August 18th) to comment.

I’ll randomly pick a winner or have one of my girls do it. Winners will be announced here on Friday and then notified via email.

GETCHU A PIECE!

P.S. “The Broke Diaries” is actually sold out EVERYWHERE!!! I lost my copy some years back and wanted to get a new one. I had to DIG deep online to find new copies. So this is even more exclusive. Wow. I was *wall sliding* like OMG!! I need this book!

P.P.S. I hope you’re all recording your *WALL SLIDE* videos for my first giveaway! Remember you have until 11:59pm CST on Thursday to get it done and email me the link. Can’t wait to see them!

10 Comments

  1. Tan
    August 18, 2010 at 4:00 pm — Reply

    I think the book that made me laugh out loud if ” A Day Late, Dollar Short” by Terry McMillian, not sure if it’s considered humor, but it was hilarious.

  2. Jan
    August 18, 2010 at 5:44 pm — Reply

    The funniest book I ever read was a hood book. Its so unrealistic. Everybody in the hood is not cute with a bad body dating the top hustler.

  3. Rose
    August 18, 2010 at 9:18 pm — Reply

    the funniest book i’ve read is Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens.

  4. August 18, 2010 at 10:14 pm — Reply

    I been subscribed for a lil’ minit… and the funniest book I’ve ever read was *Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man* by Fannie Flagg (yes, the 70′s/80′s gameshow staple Fannie Flagg…not that you’d remember that seeing as you weren’t borned yet.)

    The internal dialogue of the main character had me rolling!

  5. Delight
    August 18, 2010 at 11:28 pm — Reply

    The funniest book I have ever read would have to be, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man” by Steve Harvey…mom suggested I read it and I truly laughed all the way through the book. If the advice was coming from someone else it wouldn’t have been so laughable.

  6. August 18, 2010 at 11:34 pm — Reply

    Erasure by Percival Everett.. but I will admit that it’s sort of an acquired taste.

  7. August 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm — Reply

    I just re-subscribed to make sure I am actually on your list as subscribed..

    I think one of the funniest books I ever read has got to be Emil and the Detectives…it was an awesome read! But had lots of great laughs.

  8. August 18, 2010 at 11:48 pm — Reply

    The Broke Diaries is definitely in my top books. I remember getting it from the You of I library and renewing it countless times, just so I could keep it forever. You might say I learned a thing or two from Ms. Nissel.

    One of the funniest books I’ve (kinda) read is “He’s Just Not That Into You.” I found it funny because a-Women need a book to tell them that? And b- He’s so blunt, it makes you question why you bought it. I didn’t though. So I laughed.

    Like Arthur ‘nem said, “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card.”

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