I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical pain chart. EEEWWWW!! I was [...]
Classic albums go gold, platinum and diamond. Michael Jackson’s albums went plutonium and sh*t because they ran out of metals awesome enough to describe their level of DOPENESS. This was in the past though. It seems that albums don’t fare as well nowadays. Not even close. First, Kelis dropped an album and sold 7,500 copies. [...]
I was minding my own business on Facebook when I came across something on Chris Alexander’s Facebook page (the fool behind ColoredBoy.net). Listen. Everyone can’t have cute feet. This is why God created closed-toed shoes and boots. What in all that is good an reasonable told this woman that it was okay to stuff her [...]
So y’all know that episode of Martin where he just came up missing and sent Gina a tape saying he had to go find himself? And then they found him in some sort of cult place where he was rocking half a fro, half braids while rocking a brown sack? Well, yeah, that was me [...]
I’m in DC until the end of the week for Congressional Black Caucus Foundation’s Annual Legislative Conference. I’m there repping The Red Pump Project. But I wanted to drop y’all something. I saw this clip and cackled LOUDLY. If this ain’t the most tame group fight I’ve ever seen, I don’t now what is. My [...]
Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter. Dear Taylor Swift, Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last year before your performance?!? OH! [...]
I want to go to MTV offices and kick every trashcan in the building for that awful ass awards show they put on last night. AWFUL I SAY. The PreShow Why was the preshow such a mixture of yawn, boring and dry? MTV could have kept that wack hour to themselves. The entire time, I [...]
Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box [...]
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. Willow’s on the scene!
So Labor Day just passed, which not only signifies that it is Cuddle Buddy season the weather is actively getting cooler, but it is the time when my homebody-ness becomes full-fledge. All the kicking it I do from May to August is about to wind down a little bit. Clubbing or going to lounges will [...]
Hey folks! I’ve been such a blogging delinquent. I haven’t blogged in 6 days. My bad. But I’s back! Antywho… Every day, I go into my Google Reader, which has all the blogs I read delivered in one place. Sometimes I go days without checking it, and the posts pile up. When I finally sit [...]
I’ve been changed, for the day I listened to this song, I KNOWED there was a GAWD! My homie, Crownie (McIGface), who is so foolish he needs a Sense Bailout, and I were on GChat and I sent him this video. This video had me in a severe bout of the CackleFits, which didn’t stop [...]
