Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last year before your performance?!? OH! This song is dedicated to that incident? GURL GO AWAY. Thank him for putting you on the map in a major way. Yes, you may have been known by some before last year, but that incident catapulted you into stratosphere. But I had sympathy when it happened last year. Kanye’s a douchebag (something we all know) but A YEAR HAS PASSED, Taylor!
I really wished someone would have come on that stage and dropkicked the mic away from you with your Damsel in Distress ass. WE KNOW! STFU and GO AWAY! iblame Kanye. If his raggedy ass woulda known how to act last year, you might be working at the Piggly Wiggly under Amil by now. Instead, you’re on the VMAs singing a song that was talking bout someone stealing your innocence. Did Kanye introduce you to porn? Did he take you to a sex store? DID HE RAPE YOU?!? No he did not. SAT THE HELL DOWN, Taylor! Joey vs. Dawson dramatic “I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be over” ass. You’re trying it. I. DON’T. HAVE. TIME!
Cry you a river, build a bridge and GET THE F*CK OVER IT!
P.S. There’s a dope post called The Hater’s Guide to Taylor Swift over at DeadSpin. You GOTTA read it!