Lemme tell you all a story of what happened to me last week. So I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O___o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.
I owe you all a post but in the meantime, I have a coupla questions for you. If you ended up in Hell, who wold you rather sing acapella to you for eternity: Rihanna or Cassie? Who would you rather take a bite from your food: Jim Jones unkempt self or Gucci Mane and his [...]
As folks know, I’m an avid shopper (read: shopaholic) and likes to dabble in sales from time-to-time (read: shops too much). So MY Superbowl equivalent is Black Friday, which is the day after Thanksgiving where stores everywhere have RIDICULOUS sales. Stores open at midnight or 4am and items are like a bajillion percent off! It’s a [...]
I gotta admit that I’m overworked. I’m sure a lot of us are. For someone who’s supposedly FUNemployed, I stay mighty busy. With my clients and Red Pump work. I find myself working through most weekends. My sleeping schedule is MURKED! I’m the one going to bed when everyone else is waking up. My circadian [...]
So the other day. I decided to put on my Facebook fan page that folks can feel free to share any photos, videos or stories of foolery that they find. Why? Because MI FB page es SU FB page. Or so I thought. I don’t e’em know why I did that. I shoulda KNOWN my [...]
So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE douchebag music). We decided to [...]
As you all know, I’m a thug. I’ve even been called the Suge Knight of Twitter (shoutout to @areefuhstanklin). My goonhood is legendary. It’s epic take has been told all through nowhere… well that ain’t important. I’m just saying. I’m so THUGGISH that I punch teddy bears for no reason. I mean mug little kids [...]
I was on the bus the other day minding my own business (as I always do O__o) when a woman sits next to me. Within 5 seconds of her sitting, she had fallen asleep and was leaning to the right until her head was almost on my damb shoulder. So I huff and she wakes [...]
I wasn’t even planning a sternly-worded letter this week. But as usual, something popped up to make one necessary. An evening post? Yes. It’s on THAT level of serious. I was on Twitter when I saw this tweet: I clicked on it, and what do I see but THIS: Dear Amazon, What in all that [...]
I’ve never read Ntozake Shange’s “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf.” I saw a performance of it in high school when it was the Spring performance. I saw it twice because it was amazing. However, I’ve yet to read the choreopoem, although I own the book. But I know of [...]
So I was on Twitter last night, and Miss Jia was talmbout how she wants to play Spades, but since people know she doesn’t really know how, they won’t let her play with them. At which I had to let her know that if she can’t play spades, she best not try it before she [...]
There are times when I use my blog as a “never forget the foolishness” notes clipper. This might be one of them. I was on Twitter last night when this foolishness kicked off. We decided to start a “For Colored Girls Who…” meme. 1 hour later, I had laughed so hard I was sweating because [...]
I logged into Facebook yesterday and thought my eyes were tricking me. Or that somebody had changed the resolution on my computer. Facebook has decreased the font size. So they’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Facebook, Hey ‘Book. How you be? I see 500 million people are on it. Is this why you’re feeling [...]
