Dear Facebook, Why’s My Font So Small?
I logged into Facebook yesterday and thought my eyes were tricking me. Or that somebody had changed the resolution on my computer. Facebook has decreased the font size. So they’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter.
Hey ‘Book. How you be? I see 500 million people are on it. Is this why you’re feeling yourself? WHY DO YOU KEEP CHANGING STUFF??? Everytime I get used to one of your invasive changes, you add another one the next week. And of course, I (and 499,999,999) other people grit our teeth and sign back in the next day.
Then yesterday, I realized that you’ve made yet ANOTHER annoying change. WHY is the font so small all of a sudden? I was all close to my computer screen, squinting and whatnot just to read.
NO MA’AM Facebook! Y’all will not give me cataracts because I wanna peruse your site. just NO!
Fix this. Fix it now! Lest I start a group called “People Who Want Facebook To Increase the Font So They Can Read Good.” Shoo… I’m 20-something and I found it tough. I can only imagine what the geriatrics are feeling about this (and trust there are millions who are active on there).
Next time you let your intern in your CSS file, tell him not to touch that part that said 12px. He changed it to 8 and sh*t, and y’all wannna make us all collectively go blind. IF you need stuff to work on over at FB Headquarters, figure out how to stop allowing promoters to invite me to parties like “This Is Why I’m hot” Thursdays. THAT’s what y’all need to figure out for a G. Shoo… Kthxbai!
Yours in addiction (otherwise I’d leave),
Was I the only one annoyed by this? Do you like the smaller font? Did you even notice?