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For Colored Girls Who Considered Ratchetness When Foolery Wasn’t Enuf

There are times when I use my blog as a “never forget the foolishness” notes clipper. This might be one of them. I was on Twitter last night when this foolishness kicked off. We decided to start a “For Colored Girls Who…” meme. 1 hour later, I had laughed so hard I was sweating because of tweets from me and my ignant twitfam (especially @Shanselman)

For Colored Girls Who Considered Willow When Rihanna Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Real World When Road Rules Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Degree When Right Guard Turned Left. Umm… Wasn’t Enuf. O__O

For Colored Girls Who Considered Hootsuite When Tweetdeck Wasn’t Enuf

For Colored Girls Who Cry When Threading Makes You Cry. Urrr… I mean, Isn’t Enuf. Yes. Let’s go with that.

For Colored Guys Who Considered AXE When Deodorant Wasn’t Enuf.

For ColoredGirls Who Considered the Wop When the Butterfly Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Geeks Who Considered MacBooks When PCs Weren’t Enuf.

For Colored Guys Who Considered Kat Stacks When Herpes Wasn’t Enuf. They apparently wanted the clap too.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Target When The K-Marts Wasn’t Enuf. Yes. THE K-MARTS. Carry on.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Unfollowing When Muting Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Yaki When Real Hair Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Master’s When Bachelor’s Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Nine West When Payless Wasn’t Enuff.

For Colored Girls Who Considered Stripping When Freelancing Wasn’t Enuf. #SomethingBrashForCash

For Colored Girls Who Considered Boyz II Men When New Edition Wasn’t Enuf.

For Colored Girls Who Considered TVOne When BET Wasn’t Enuf.

Here are some notable tweets from my Twitfam:

RT @assante For Colored Girls Who Considered The Wallslide When Reality Wasn’t Enough

RT @NegroDaria For Colored Girls who considered Everest when Kaplan College wasn’t enough

RT @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Tightened Up That Kitchen when the Touch Up Wasn’t Enuf

RT @Hadji4ever #ForColoredGirls who chose Red Lobster when Sizzler wasn’t enuff

RT @Hadji4ever #ForColoredGirls who considered wedges when kitten heels weren’t enuff

RT @MissZindzi For Colored Girls Who Considered Hazel Freshlooks When Their Real Eye Color Was Not Enuf

RT @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Started Tippin on The TightRope when the Dougie Wasn’t Enuf

Complete foolery.

21 Comments

  1. November 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm — Reply

    For Colored Girls Who Considered Morgan Freeman When Methuselah Wasn’t Enuf

    • HighQuality08
      November 8, 2010 at 9:01 am — Reply

      *Wallslides to my death* lmao

  2. Kay
    November 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm — Reply

    You know what Luvbug?? I quit you…But more than likely, we’ll get back together on Monday….

  3. aaw1976
    November 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm — Reply

    For colored girls who considered sugardaddies, when tricking was no longer enuff

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  5. NY2VA
    November 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm — Reply

    For Colored Girls Who Considered Spades When Pitty Pat Wasn’t Enuf

  6. Nana
    November 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    *dead*

  7. NY2VA
    November 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm — Reply

    For ColoredGirls Who Considered the Mauntenance Man When Celibacy Wasn’t Enuf

  8. NY2VA
    November 5, 2010 at 3:37 pm — Reply

    For ColoredGirls Who Considered Idris When Al B. Sure Just Wasn’t Enuf

  9. NY2VA
    November 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm — Reply

    For Colored Girls Who Considered A Steak When the Tofu Just Was Not Enuf.

    • November 11, 2010 at 12:42 am — Reply

      ROTF!!! You are outta control!

  10. Uche
    November 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm — Reply

    For Colored Girls Who Considered a Throat Punch When Drop-kicking Wasn’t Enuf.

  11. Sahar
    November 5, 2010 at 6:47 pm — Reply

    LMBAO @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Considered Shiraz when Sweet Tea wasn’t enough. *disclaimer…ATL*

  12. dovekisses
    November 7, 2010 at 12:20 am — Reply

    For Colored Girls who considered Body Magic when Spanks wasn’t enough.

    • November 11, 2010 at 12:40 am — Reply

      LMAOOO!!! iCan’t.

  13. November 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm — Reply

    LMAO!!! is all I can contribute to this discussion. I love it!

  14. Yeah...So
    November 12, 2010 at 9:04 am — Reply

    For Nikki Minaj Colored Girls who considered injections when butts pads weren’t enuff…

    • Yeah...So
      November 12, 2010 at 9:07 am — Reply

      LOL *butt pads…smh

  15. taahira
    November 12, 2010 at 10:27 pm — Reply

    #ForColoredGirls who considered wedges when kitten heels weren’t enuff

    #For Colored Girls Who Started Tippin on The TightRope when the Dougie Wasn’t Enuff

    Me all day everyday

  16. November 13, 2010 at 11:07 am — Reply

    I need to be following you on twitter. . .LMBO!

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