Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus
I was on the bus the other day minding my own business (as I always do O__o) when a woman sits next to me. Within 5 seconds of her sitting, she had fallen asleep and was leaning to the right until her head was almost on my damb shoulder. So I huff and she wakes up and slurred a raspy “sorry.” This is when I realized that there was a crack-ish quality to her.
I keep doing what I was doing (read: tweeting) and I see her inching too close to me once AGAIN. So I just decide to get up and go to the sit across the way.
Best. decision. EVER.
For the rest of my bus ride, I got to watch the woman sleep and do her gangsta lean over and over again in different positions. Each one more entertaining than the last.
Somebody come get their aunty. This sleep was on a SERIOUS steeze! So I twitpiced it. It was then determined by @SteenFox that she had a bit of a “heroine lean” to her. I agreed.
And notice that red cup still holding on. I’m not even sure WHERE she got the paper she was holding here. This pic was right after the one up top.
WHY does she have a new item in her arsenal with every new picture? Y’all see how she wasn’t holding the phone in either of the first 2 pics? All of a sudden, she had a phone in her hand. And the red cup finally lost its battle and said “I’m sicka this sh*t.” Yeah…
Peep her eyeshadow too. Aunt Heroine Helen got her face BEAT. By beat, I mean glittered. And of course, the ever-present lean. We ain’t e’em gon talmbout how that phone is prolly black and white screen.
Helen almost tipped over at this point. But she held this position for a coupla minutes. And the phone is open now. WHO is she calling? She can’t e’em stay awake enough to put the phone somewhere secure. Chile… and LOL at the defeated red cup. Just laying there all pitiful.
And yes, she was also asleep here. It seemed she kept trying to move so she wouldn’t sleep but in mid-motion, she’d be on lean again. The old lady’s face though. LMAOOO!
And finally one last pic of the Leaning TowerWoman of Chicago
Mouth open and EVERYTHING! I took this last pic right before I got off the bus. I was CRYING laughing at this point! Praise Elohim that my stop was then. I was bout to lose it on that bus watching Heroine Helen & her nap gangsta lean. LAWD! That was just…
But yeah, this is my ghetto flipbook. Heroine Helen made me GUFFAW. Ladies and gentlemen, go getcho aunty.