Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.
Remember Antoine Dodson? Yeah I had Dodson Fever when that whole foolery first came out. And I may or may not have had the Bed Intruder song as my ringtone for a hot, quick second. Antywho, I’ve been kinda off the Dodson wagon though, after I saw how he’s allowing himself to be cooned out in the name of endorsements and whatnots.
But just in time for Christmas, Antoine is back! He did this video for the George Lopez Show, and called it The Chimney Intruder.
Sir… Ma’am…Yes, I know this was sposed to be a mess. But to be THIS much of a mess? I’ont e’em know.
Why is Antoine’s ONLY outfit for these janky vids and commercials that lonely black tanktop? I guess he don trademarked them now since that’s all he wears. Even in fake snow, he oughta be in somebody’s jacket or long sleeve. Antoine know DAMB well he’d be bundled up. Us melanin-infused people get too cold to be outside in winter in a tanktop.
And can we talk bout how he’s always on that 82 degree lean with 4 neck swerves? Do they tell him to make sure he does that now? Director talmbout “Antoine, we gotta shoot that again. You were standing too straight and you didn’t give us enough neck-swerve action.” O____O
But the pink elephant in this room is that brillo pad hairhat he got on under the Santa hat. Ain’t that the same wig Michael Jackson had on as the Scarecrow in The Wiz? Antoine’s wig surely has the same straw feel. They couldn’t just let him wear his luxurious hair pressed down? Y’all just had to make him look like a slave child ALL the way.
Yeah, nawl. I’m ALLA way off the Dodson Fanwagon. This is a mess. Antoine said: “All I want for Christmas is for you to keep your fat ass out my house.” Well, all I want for Antoine is for him to get a publicist/mentor who’ll advise him to stop taking any and all offers thrown his way. Antoine Dodson has made a caricature out of an already cartoonish persona. Now he is just doing entirely TOO murch. I’m kind of embarrassed for him. He’s become modern day Buckwheat, live and in the flesh. Don’t make me write him another sternly-worded letter!
I shouldn’t even say nothing though. I’m pretty sure Antoine Dodson has made 50x what I did this year. I guess I’m hustling backwards. *wall slide* *jumps out 1st floor window unto high pile of soft fresh snow.
What do y’all think about this? Am I just being a party pooper?
P.S. Was Antoine tryna do the Dougie in this vid? Was that what that awkward pop lock-arm wave-swerve combo was supposed to be? Oh ok.