Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it.
But when I tweeted it, LAWDT… I got ROASTED to pieces.
@kindredsmile said ur avatar has on an extra smedium snowman track jacket #DontShootTheMessenger LMAO! – @tstevens428
I’m hating on @LuvvieIG’s ghey sweater tho. I bet its the kind that actually has a battery pack in it to light up – kindredsmile
That sweater reminds me of the wack iron-on teddybear sweatshirts my mama used to make for everyone and force to wear – @NaturallyAlise
That sweater makes me more depressed than Nicki Minaj’s vocal coach – @kindredsmile
Didn’t someone on National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation wear that sweater…in 1989? – mdrwhitener
Lmao that sweater embarrasses me more than Beyonce’s acting skills – @DollBabyV
THEN the jerks turned it into a hashtag.
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh has an episode of Unsung – @NaturallyAlise
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #ChrisBrownApologyBlouse have been having a clandestine affair. – Sabrina97
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #VerdinesConk robbed a convenience store. #truestory – @NaturallyAlise
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh and #QueenYawncesLaceOnesie are not biologically related. Father Mathew, #youareNOTthefather! – @Sabrina97
Your sweater may be gayer than 2 dicks kissing, but i still love you – @kanYeBreast
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh told me to take my ass to the welfare – @TheXDexperience
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh : The “sweater” that launched a thousand side-eyes, #nohelenoftroy – @NaturallyAlise
@Libra_ki: The holiday sweatah is life. @NaturallyAlise: yeah, without parole… o_0
Is your sweater getting married in Vermont anytime soon? can i throw the rainbow rice? – @kanYeBreast
There’s nothing gay about that sweater, unless ur a gay character on a 70′s sitcom. What gay man would wear that? SMH – @PatrikIanPolk
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh kissed Adam Lambert on stage – @symfonikz
Does #LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh come in a short set? I’m going to Hawaii for Christmas, where it’s 80 degrees. *ahem* – @mdrwhitener
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh is starring in Episode 4 of “The DL Chronicles.” – @symfonikz
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh is the reason Jesus and Satan don’t get along. – @DMarioIsajerk
#LuvviesChrimmuhSweatuh knows all the lyrics to every GaGa song – @symfonikz
YOU ARE ALL RUDE!!!!!! *wall slide* *throws self off first floor balcony unto a high pile of snow and rolls around until I make an angsty snow angel* MY SWEATER WAS ADORABO! Wasn’t it? They were just hating! HMPH! *kicks all their shins and run away*
P.S. I just debuted this year’s sweater. And it’s so tacky that Naturally Alise wrote a whole blog post ROASTING my sweater. I shall post it later today to tomorrow.
Category: My Life