Sherri Shepherd Lusted and Prince Dropped The Mic
Sometimes, life is funnier than anything I can make up. What happened on The View yesterday was one of those times. So Prince came on the show for a surprised 4-minute visit. The ladies all swooned (of course). Then… you know what? Watch it for yourself.
You can fast forward to exactly minute 3:00 if you don’t have time to watch the whole thing.
Sherri Shepherd said she’s been wanting to make love to Prince since she was young and Prince picked up his stuff, dropped the mic and EXITED stage left. He QUIT the show!
I’ve been traveling on this road too long. Tryna find my way back home. The old, new, and future me is DEAD and gone! I. AM. IN. TEARS!
Prince got the “Seckchual chocolate” hands, picked up his shit and BOUNCED! He literally dropped the mic, and SUPER quick too! He jetted outta there to fast, looking like a Kenyan runner.
He acted like she was the Big Bad Wolf and was about to bite him, Little Red Purple Sweater.
Prince straight up MURKED Sherri. How do you offer your Love Pocket and OFFEND the dude? Sherri Girl… My feelings are lowkey hurt for you. Remember when she said she was a size 6? Yeah this is even worse than that time. Prince pretty much went “WELP… TIME NA GO!” and closed the piano on Sherri Shepherd’s hope, dreams and lusting. WELL DAMB!
On a good note, Sherri’s hairhat was looking RIGHT and TIGHT! Even WITH her lacefront intact, Prince said “Girl NAWL!” WOMPIZZLE!
Which of you wants to go buy Sherri Shepherd a high #SelfOfSteam on Craigslist? we #minuswell start a fund cuz for all #intensivepurposes… Sherri just got her whole ego handed to her by a Fierce Pocket Straight named Prince. Bite-sized side-eyedom game PROPER!!!
There’s an Amber Alert out for what used to be Sherri Shepherd’s ego. If you find it, call 1-800-MURKED1. Kthxbai!
I’d bust out all types of *wall slides* if I offered my Love Pocket on a platter and a man went “Nawl I’m good.” CHILE… I’d DAH Thrice! My ego is TOO fragile to be pushed back in my face! (See what I did there? You see it.)
But yes… LAWDT this was just… EVERYTHING.
P.S. If you wanna pass out RIGHT quick, look at this pic. I just… can’t go on. @SteenFox is just…
P.P.S. Thanks to @InnyVinny for sending me the screenshot so I could add my snark to it!