I Had A Dream…
Well, no, I had a nightmare. I was 4 months pregnant (scary thought #1). And the father was Tommy from Martin (scary part #2). EEEK! For real, y’all! I woke up clutching my pearls and did a *bed slide* to the floor. I AIN’T READY TO BE A BABY MAMA TO TOMMY THE UNEMPLOYED!
My dreams are CLEARLY playing bald-headed games w/ me. Then I touched my stomach and did a jig b/c it was flat. A bish was SWEATING! *wipes sweat from forehead* Real life rocks. Cuz that made me go “I LOVE MY LIFE!” #Ennehweighs #doe..
HAPPY MLK DAY, folks!!! 
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Tommy was employed! We just don’t know at what LOL
He coulda supported your preggers ass
Tommy is not bad. But if it had been Cole, I would have woke up screaming.
Luvvie slept with Tommy? That may or may not be worse than Lil Wayne. Either way, stop eating tacos before bedtime
Whereas your post is humorous and entertaining, I think it’s a bit inappropriate to relate it (no matter how loose the fashion) to MLK day and “the dream” that has made the lives we enjoy today possible
really?
I’m pretty sure MLK had a sense of humor
and would appreciate humor on a humor blog
O___________o
Ppl r just way too sensitive. Loosen up and enjoy life. Geez -___-
I once did a sketch comedy skit with Tommy. I can understand why you woke up in a cold sweat.