I Had A Dream…
Well, no, I had a nightmare. I was 4 months pregnant (scary thought #1). And the father was Tommy from Martin (scary part #2). EEEK! For real, y’all! I woke up clutching my pearls and did a *bed slide* to the floor. I AIN’T READY TO BE A BABY MAMA TO TOMMY THE UNEMPLOYED!
My dreams are CLEARLY playing bald-headed games w/ me. Then I touched my stomach and did a jig b/c it was flat. A bish was SWEATING! *wipes sweat from forehead* Real life rocks. Cuz that made me go “I LOVE MY LIFE!” #Ennehweighs #doe..
HAPPY MLK DAY, folks!!!
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