I was loitering at my quiet corner of the interwebs a coupla months ago (Tumblr) when I came across these:
Yes. In real life. Tons of cash, cocaine, a tied up white woman and sex toys.
I DARE someone to actually buy these (yes they’re really for sale) and go to the airport. TSA’s already legally groping folks and having their ways with them. You put one of these on your luggage and you’ll get a colonoscopy and a prostate exam against your will. Then again, if you put these on your suitcase on purpose, you may have earned them for being such an asshat.
Y’all play TOO gahtdamb murch! Anyone who actually goes and buys this (yes, they’re REALLY available for purchase for $25 each) clearly wants to be stuck in airport security for at least 2 days. AND be put on all types of watch lists for being a nuisance. NO. MA’AM.
Sidenote: I’m currently quite butthurt because my luggage was damaged 2 days ago when I came back in town. And it wasn’t even by the airline either. I was going through a revolving door, dragging my wheely carryon behind me. And a very overzealous dude was approaching the door from the opposite side. He got in the door first and pushed the damb thing with all his might. I got in the door, but it slammed right on my suitcase handle and dented the crap out of it. I cussed. Long and hard. WTF???? This is my favorite suitcase too. So because of the dent, the handle won’t retract. I HATE HIM AND IS HURRYING ASS!!! Ugh!
This is my fave luggage too! I’ont e’em know how to fix it! *cries in my tea* Ennehweighs doe, back to the matter at hand.
So, whatcha’ll think about these decals? Are these clever or just doing the most? Anyone bold enough to actually use them? And if you’re bold enough, please write back to let the rest of us know what the inside of Guan-Mo Bay looks like.