Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?
I was on Facebook, when I ran across a picture on my newsfeeds, posted by one of the folks I went to college with. And I wonder…
This woman LITERALLY drank herself UNDER the toilet. How do you drink to the point of passing our in between two toilet stalls, legs wide open and everything? THIS is the definition of failing. Like in the dictionary, next to the word “FAIL” this picture needs to accompany it.
What do you even DRINK to black out like this? Probably alcohol that comes in a plastic bottle (like SKOL). Something tells me there was some Four Loko involved in this. Iunno why but I have a hunch that no type of decent liquor was consumed to get THIS result.
AND FURTHERMORE… where are her friends? Who came with her? Wasn’t anyone concerned that Jane had gone to the bathroom 15 minutes ago and no one heard from her since? No one thought to say “Hey, she’s been gone a long time. We should go check on her.” Yeah her friends weren’t about that life. N’an one of ‘em. Hell, they were probably wasted too.
This chick ain’t “drunk.” NAWL. The fool is DRONK. Sh*t-faced. F*cked up. Murked. Slayed. GONE. THIS is the level of drunk they make after-school specials about. I know she was on Hell on Earth the next day. That hangover had to be on 10. Even whispers probably sounded like machine guns in her ears.
Have y’all ever been this wasted? I need to know. And tell me. WHOSE LEGS ARE THESE???
P.S. Them boots of hers are sharp though. Where’d she get ‘em from? Oh. Wrong thing to ask? Aight. (-__-)
P.P.S. I think they’re Steve Madden. Am I right? Ok fine. I’m gone.