Whose is this?

Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?

I was on Facebook, when I ran across a picture on my newsfeeds, posted by one of the folks I went to college with. And I wonder…

Whose legs are these???

This woman LITERALLY drank herself UNDER the toilet. How do you drink to the point of passing our in between two toilet stalls, legs wide open and everything? THIS is the definition of failing. Like in the dictionary, next to the word “FAIL” this picture needs to accompany it.

What do you even DRINK to black out like this? Probably alcohol that comes in a plastic bottle (like SKOL). Something tells me there was some Four Loko involved in this. Iunno why but I have a hunch that no type of decent liquor was consumed to get THIS result.

AND FURTHERMORE… where are her friends? Who came with her? Wasn’t anyone concerned that Jane had gone to the bathroom 15 minutes ago and no one heard from her since? No one thought to say “Hey, she’s been gone a long time. We should go check on her.” Yeah her friends weren’t about that life. N’an one of ‘em. Hell, they were probably wasted too.

This chick ain’t “drunk.” NAWL. The fool is DRONK. Sh*t-faced. F*cked up. Murked. Slayed. GONE. THIS is the level of drunk they make after-school specials about. I know she was on Hell on Earth the next day. That hangover had to be on 10. Even whispers probably sounded like machine guns in her ears.

Have y’all ever been this wasted? I need to know. And tell me. WHOSE LEGS ARE THESE???

P.S. Them boots of hers are sharp though. Where’d she get ‘em from? Oh. Wrong thing to ask? Aight. (-__-)

P.P.S. I think they’re Steve Madden. Am I right? Ok fine. I’m gone.

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53 Comments

  1. Jay Wes
    January 6, 2011 at 8:40 am — Reply

    Hilarious!!! I bet you the person who took this picture is one of her friends…cuz that’s how they do (blackmail pics) LOL

    • January 6, 2011 at 1:23 pm — Reply

      She needs new friends

      • January 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm — Reply

        ASAPtually.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm — Reply

      I’d drop my friends if they used this to blackmail me. What kinda nonsense…?

  2. whit
    January 6, 2011 at 8:52 am — Reply

    No, but forreal….where she get them boots? Cuz…they hot. :x

    • Stacy
      January 6, 2011 at 2:33 pm — Reply

      I want to know the same thing. Luvvie girl get the info.. I got an APB out already to my peeps. ‘Have you seen me and how much?’

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:31 pm — Reply

      RIGHT! Cuz I kinda want ‘em.

  3. January 6, 2011 at 8:53 am — Reply

    Those shoes deserve better.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm — Reply

      They sho’ll do. Those shoes’ love is too fierce to get thrown on the ground under a bathroom stall.

    • January 7, 2011 at 11:35 am — Reply

      lol true story!!

  4. Kay
    January 6, 2011 at 9:01 am — Reply

    I am mean mugging her “friends” right now, cause they aint SHIT!!! I have seen people wasted like this before and I vowed to never, ever do it! And I never have…When I go out, I have 2 maybe 3 drinks…And then she is on that filthy, piss infected ass floor…YUCK!!

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:33 pm — Reply

      Girl her friends really suck. Like completely. They left her out there bogus! An that floor probably has all types of specimens and whatnot. EEWWWWW!

  5. Ms. Heaven
    January 6, 2011 at 9:12 am — Reply

    Her friends prolly helped arrange her legs when she passed out under the toilet & then snapped the pic. I bet they even carefully placed the toilet paper. They ain’t shit…but they funny! LMAO! Oh, I wasn’t sposed to laugh? My bad. *snickers*

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:34 pm — Reply

      LOLLL at you. I mean she’s sprawled out and errthang. Feet facing opposite directions. Yeah her friends mighta helped place them so perfectly askew. They bogus

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  7. paintgurl40
    January 6, 2011 at 10:29 am — Reply

    that floor looks disgusting! the boots are totally hot. i may sound like a priss but i think no one should get totally wasted like that in public. at a friend’s crib…do what u do…but in a bar…hell no!

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm — Reply

      Getting twisted like that in public is a no-no. This is why in college, I used to host parties at my apartment monthly. So folks could get as f*cked up as they pleased w/o having to be outside.

  8. January 6, 2011 at 10:40 am — Reply

    Oooohhhh she gone wake up with a STD all about her mouth. You see that baffroom floor…and I blame her friends. You want to know why, because we all have those oops moments when we mix the white and brown liquors and end up on our arse. The job of a qualified friend is to hold your head while you puke and make sure you make it back to your residence in one piece.

    • MsMelissa!
      January 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm — Reply

      Oooohhhh she gone wake up with a STD all about her mouth

      ****Falls slowly to the floor while choking on my gum****

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm — Reply

      “Oooohhhh she gone wake up with a STD all about her mouth”

      Color me murked cuz… LMAOOOOOOOO!!!

    • Ms. Heaven
      January 7, 2011 at 8:03 am — Reply

      “Oooohhhh she gone wake up with a STD all about her mouth”

      After picking myself up off the floor, I read this again and fell to the floor laughing all over again!! LMAO!

  9. January 6, 2011 at 11:05 am — Reply

    This pic literally made me LOL. Y’all aint sht.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm — Reply

      Nawl. Her FRIENDS ain’t sh*t. Get it right.

  10. January 6, 2011 at 1:21 pm — Reply

    *dead* at “she gon’ wake up with an STD in her mouth*. You know she was probably slobbing too, mouth all open. Too far? Sorry.

    I don’t mean to repeat you Luvvie, but WHERE. ARE. HER. FRIENDS.? They ain’t sh*t, and I’m so serious. I thought women went to the bathroom in pairs? Especially when it’s a public restroom.

    So NOBODY had to use the bathroom AFTER she went in? Who cleaned up after the party was over?

    the person who took this picture ain’t sh*t either b/c apparently they didn’t think to wake her up or call somebody.

    and I completely agree with you about this being the reason those after school specials are made.

    THIS IS WHY I DON’T DRINK (among other reasons). I’d NEVER let a friend get THIS wasted, not ever.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm — Reply

      So many questions, so few answers. This is when you know you need a new group of folks around you.

  11. Bridgette
    January 6, 2011 at 2:50 pm — Reply

    Unfortunately…I have been.this.drunk. Passed out in the stall…luckily my friend came and got me. #lawd. Friends, how many of us have them….ones we can depend on. That’s my homie to the end.

    Anywho…at least her boots are cute.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm — Reply

      See? That is what friends are SUPPOSED to do! Hers must not have read the manual.

      Them boots are dope.

  12. January 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm — Reply

    I’m not gonna lie. I’ve been there..but LUCKILY my girlfriend was there to hold me up in my ball gown while I threw up my life in the stall of a Denny’s bathroom on New Years Eve last year. Me thinks it was the bottles of cheap champagne we kept poppin’ the whole night that got me that twisted. it was nobueno.com the next day.

    • January 6, 2011 at 3:40 pm — Reply

      LOL this story sounds awesome. Wasted in a fancy ball gown at Denny’s. I feel like there’s more to it that you ain’t telling.

  13. shadgg02
    January 6, 2011 at 4:44 pm — Reply

    she on some ole Evermean, Wicked witch of the East type shyt right now…i guess ya’ll all Dorothy, looking to snatch them shoes right QUICK…..looking like some Bloopers footage from GloryHole…*don’t judge* o___O

    her “friends” (which i suspect one of them snapped the photo, so that word is used very loosely) needed to cut her off BEFORE she mixed brown with clear!! ya’ll know the cardinal rule!

  14. January 6, 2011 at 5:05 pm — Reply

    Yeah, her and her “friends” ain’t ’bout that life…on the bright side, her face isn’t showing…may be hope for her future yet!
    I feel ya’ll scammin’ on the boots tho. Those do ride.

  15. January 6, 2011 at 6:36 pm — Reply

    At least she didn’t {{hopefully}} get robbed and if she did, they must not have wanted her shoes. Those are nice.

    And I can’t help but to wonder how she’s going to feel when{{ever}} she sees this picture circulating around the Internet I’ve seen this picture on Twitter and facebook and I’m sure this blog isn’t the only blog it’s on. SOMEBODY will see this who KNOWS her and will tell her so she’ll know that she has friends that ain’t sh*t and to get some new ones yesterday.

  16. January 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm — Reply

    At least she didn’t get robbed {{hopefully}}. And if she did, they must not have wanted her shoes, those are cute.

    I can’t help but to wonder though how she’s going to feel (in general and about her friends) when{{ever}} she sees this. I’ve seen this picture on fbk and twitter and I’m sure this isn’t the only blog it’s on. So SOMEBODY that knows her will see this and will hopefully show it to her and tell her to get rid of them ain’t sh*t friends of hers.

  17. January 6, 2011 at 6:46 pm — Reply

    *sidenote, if my last comment posted twice I’m sorry, my computer was spazzing*

  18. January 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm — Reply

    i’m mad you called her jane though. hahahaha

    • January 11, 2011 at 3:42 am — Reply

      LOL I’m saying #doe…

  19. January 6, 2011 at 9:51 pm — Reply

    That poor child of God is whitegirl wasted… I agree with the consensus that her friends probably took and posted the pic. Might be just punishment for making them carry her… excuse me, POUR her… in her house.

    And, yes… the boots are hot!

  20. January 7, 2011 at 12:44 am — Reply

    Be honest Luvvie – you got a lil Tipsy, and you’re trying to preemptively deny it *searches FabGiver’s feed for the top half of this pic*

    • January 11, 2011 at 3:42 am — Reply

      *fights you*

  21. krocka
    January 7, 2011 at 9:40 am — Reply

    ok, this happened to someone i know back in the 90s…we were having shots…she claimed she wasn’t going to drink, had to get up early…we had a bunch of shots and were on the dance floor. then we realized that she never came back…so yeah…passed out SITTING ON THE TOILET, undies and pants around her ankles…stall door LOCKED…her main girl had to crawl under the door to unlock it and it took 4 of us about 15 minutes to lift her off the toilet and hold her against the wall. she was dead weight and kept sliding down. the door to the bathroom opened and some random chick walked in. we froze because we realized that we looked like extremely aggressive lesbian-rapists. the girl looked at us and immediately came to help. once we got her up on the wall, we argued over who was going to pull up her panties (did i mention that she had thrown up a lil bit in them?). we had the bouncer drag her out, called her hubby (!!), waited till he got her and then went to the next spot. the party stops for NO ONE!

    • January 11, 2011 at 3:39 am — Reply

      WELL DAMB!!!

  22. January 7, 2011 at 11:37 am — Reply

    I don’t mean to laugh but this is hilarious… girls gone mad and wild!! smh

    She definitely needs new friends this is horrible!

    *snickering*….logs off….

  23. Scorpiana
    January 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm — Reply

    Just take my black card and plan my funegro now. Please be respectful to my Momma after services end. #this post

    • January 11, 2011 at 3:33 am — Reply

      Nawl your Black Card is nonrefundable. You gotta keep it. lol

  24. January 29, 2011 at 11:17 am — Reply

    With friends like those…

    • January 31, 2011 at 12:45 am — Reply

      Right. Them heffas don’t REALLY like her!

  25. SonjaZ
    December 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm — Reply

    I’ve been there… I woke up butt naked on the bathroom floor with a rug wrapped around me… For exactly 8 minutes I couldn’t remember sh!t including where I was and how I ended up there… That was New Year’s day 2009…. Luckily I was in my cousins condo with my sister and Auntie… I vowed to never ever pop no mo champagne…

  26. Secretdivva
    December 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm — Reply

    I an praying she is sitting up in the stall where we cain’t see. I’m praying she JUST turnt 21 and all of her friends are young and dumb and didn’t know how else to react other than to take this very troubling photo and laugh. If this is some GROWN bxtches, then she got what was coming.. She KNEW not to go out with them ratchet-asses wanches and mix her liquor like that. #iCackled

  27. Secretdivva
    December 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm — Reply

    *assed – and them boots IS cute.

  28. Courtney
    December 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm — Reply

    I saw this pic before on someone’s page. LMAO. Don’t it look like a house fell on her? It is the shoes and the way her legs stick out. Looking The Wicked Witch of the Stalls.

  29. Kenyatta
    December 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm — Reply

    Ahhhh. This brings back fond memories of my first wine night at U of I. Under-aged drinking at it’s finest. For the first time there was not a parent in sight for hundreds of miles. Child I went to Wine Night and drank the entire big freaking bottle of that cheap arse wine. No one told me wine could get you piss poor drunk! o_O Woke up on the floor of the dorm’s community shower, in my underwear, crying, and having a panic and asthma attack at the same damn time! Missing one haute ass shoe too:( Luckily my new ride or die homies were all there…holding a paper bag over my face to help me calm down and breathe, running the shower to sober me up, and holding my hair while I puked. They are STILL my homies today and you know all of them Luvvie. Lol.

  30. Shay
    January 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm — Reply

    I am a waitress at a (ahem) gentleman’s club and i swear to Gawd i see stuff like this shit here once a month. Saw a girl puke her guts out only half in the toilet the other half all over herself, piss herself, then unroll a whole damn roll of that cheap ass one ply, stuff it in the corner of the stall and proceed to use it as a pillow…some females shouldn’t be allowed to have no liquor…ever.

  31. January 18, 2013 at 5:07 pm — Reply

    I’m sure the person who took the picture probably tried to wake her up, or at least checked to see if she was still alive AFTER they got their internet-worthy photo. I hope.

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