Whose Child Is This? And Are Those… iQuit
I was minding my own damb business like I like to do (o___O) when I saw this picture on Twitter, twitpiced by @BigLilKim1.
First, I was all that baby’s so cute.
*looks down at pic*
*gets closer to computer*
WAYMENT. Are those… No they… YES THEY ARE!!! This child got condoms on her legs!
iQuit people. Yes. Humans in general, because this is just ridambdiculous. You’re sitting at home, bored as hell. You could be out volunteering, ironing your work clothes, or watching senseless TV. Instead, you decide you want to spend your afternoon seeing if those unused condoms you have could fit on your baby’s legs. This poor child!
Ma’ams… Sirs… THIS is why some folks shouldn’t procreate. They got this ADORABLE baby wearing CONDOM tights! Maybe if her parents considered using those condoms on her feet… *sigh* This is NOT what you birth children for. If you want to dress them up in random props, go buy a baby monocle.
Helen of Troy aint do hoshit and cause wars so her namesake condoms could be worn on babies’ legs.
Remember THIS BABY whose mama put her in fishnets? Y’all gotta quit subjecting innocent children to this nonsense!
If your mama’s putting condom on your feet or wearing fishnet stockings for you at 1, she’s grooming you to be a future guest on Maury’s “I’ve tested 17 men. Find my baby daddy!” show. This gives me the sads.
Listen… I. DON’T. HAVE. TIME.
WHOSE CHILD IS THIS? No. WHOSE reckless ass cousins got their niece rocking prophylactics on her feet? GETCHO PEOPLES!