Whose T-Shirt Is This? Jesus Ain’t Sanction It
One of my readers passed this pic to me, and all I did was give EXTREME side-eye.
Sir… I’m pretty sure Jesus, nor his disciples, nor Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Shadrack, Meshack or the Billy Goat, sanctioned the existence of this shirt. I mean, I respect his fervor and passion for his place of worship and all but DAMB! Just cuz I’ont wanna go to his church don’t mean my life ain’t bout nothing.
I didn’t even know that church rivalries was the new Black. Is that what’s lukewarm in the attic nowadays? Are we picking church colors and throwing up gang signs? Let me know so I can know what colors I can rock to the pulpit come Sunday because I’ont want no trouble. I won’t start none, so there won’t be none.
Homeboy sure does love his church. I see you, New Rising Missionary Baptist!!! But I must ask. WHOSE T-SHIRT IS THIS??? And whose Uncle Leroy is the one rocking it with such pride?
Edit: Y’all are CUTTING UP in the comments for this post. I have to highlight this comment though.
Miss Heaven said: While ya’ll playin’, you know this is the Passuh wearing the shirt. “Good Morning Saints & Aints! Today starts our fundraiser for the building fund. Getcho New Rising t-shirt ‘fo they all gone. As the Passuh of this here church, I wants erybody to wear these to the picnic next Satday, cuz Greater New Bethel gone be in the park too & we gone show them fools who runnin’ Heaven up in this b!tch! Passuh Jankins didn’t forget bout the ladies, we got fitted t’s for the ladies too!”
Y’all ain’t got the good sense God gave a llama. And I love you for it.