Wendy Williams’ Struggle Feets
I interrupt this hiatus of mine to bring you this special report. Well, it ain’t a special report as much as extreme roast. I was on Miss Jia’s blog and she posted a picture of Wendy Williams‘ feet (which Wendy herself twitpiced). And I was so taken aback that I went on a roast marathon on Twitter.
AS CHRIST IS THE LAWD, I almost fell out my chair!!! HAY ZEUS ON THAT CRAWS!!! NO MA’AM!!! WHERE is Sheneneh’s electric wacker that she used for Myra’s feet? WHERE IS IT??? Wendy Williams’ feet gon haunt all my hopes and dreams. Why is another head growing out her feet??? Is that a bunion? CHILE… WHAT???
It looks like she takes nighttime tango lessons on hot coal. iCANNOT deal with these #StruggleFeets of hers.
Achilles ain’t injure his heel for Wendy Williams to walk around w/ them feets. NO, HE DID NOT!! Odysseus ain’t travel for 10 years to get back home for Wendy’s feet to look like it got stepped on by the aiant w/ one eye. NO HE AINT!!!
Harriet Tubman TREKKED the entah Underground Railroad. I bet her feet ain’t look like they carried the weight of 200 years of slavery like this. Wendy’s feet are the reason slaves created that song “Wade in the water.” It was an instructional negro spiritual telling her to hide them.
I was saying that Wendy better do the rest of her weeks on Dancing with the Stars while wearing orthopedic shoes. Them feets shouldn’t be SQUOZED into nobody’s heels. But apparently, she got voted off last night so… Either way, she needs to let them feet BREATHE!
My foolish twitfam had stuff to say too.
RT @Cloud10LV: The All Seeing Eye has taken a leave of absence from the $1 bill and is currently vacationing on Wendy’s right foot.
RT @jannashaw: Quasimodo has relocated from Notre Dame’s belltower to Wendy Williams’ right foot.
RT @DKuzNY: Cicely Tyson ain’t wash the feet of Jesus for Wendy’s feet to be looking like it needs an eternity of Hail Marys
RT @rickyr83: It looks like the fiery chariots of Apollo ran over Wendy’s feet. Seen elephants with better pedicures.
Oh Wendy… bless your heart for being brave and sharing your struggle feets with us. I don’t have the cutest feet in the world but I’ll be dambed if I twitpic them after dancing for weeks. My #selfofsteam ain’t THAT high.
Ennehweighs (O___o), back to my blogging hiatus. Catch me over at the Dumbest Tweets Tumblr or on Facebook or on Twitter in the meantime.
*comes back* Wendy Williams’ struggle feets, #doe… O__O
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Her feet look like pig hooves….
O.M.G.
i am scarred. for eternity. i didn’t even know feet could get to that point before they just fell off. wow. that is just… and i thought keri hilson’s feet were bad. my goodness.
that whole paragraph after the pic though? done. lmbo.
She REALLY needs to get with Eric Williams from Basketball Wives. They’re made for each other
Like I told Alise, I’m mad a Weeble Wobble is just straight chillin’ on her foot. She should make it pay rent.
Kay, so what kind of dancing does that to your feet. Was she practicing her samba barefoot on coal?! And who is the poor soul who’s thigh she is putting those hoofs on?
I’m sorry. She can not blame that on dancing. That’s years of foot abuse. She need to stop. Are ya’ll sure she isn’t a man??? 0___0
I’m not really trippin about the feet so much as I am the fact that she had the nerve to put them feets in somebodies lap…it’s prolly her husband and I know they say thru thick and thin and good and bad and all that jazz but there HAS TO BE a CLAUSE somewhere in them vows that states the she on HER OWN with this one. I mean danggg! Quarantine them dawgs.
I died 8x. This and that Bro Franklin video have kilt me. Kilt me dead!!!!!!!! I luuview.
Do you see how shiny them #strugglefeets are? I’m mad that she thought that as long as her feet weren’t ashy, this photo was all good…NO WENDY. It’s ALL WRONG. That lump is outta control, it looks like it moves around when she’s not looking!!! LMAOOOO
ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!!!
i just don’t appreciate this at all. why wendy? why do you hate us wendy? is this catch-back for all the wendell/transvestite jokes that fly around? consider us even boo-boo…
may I jus say…ew. that is all.
I almost threw up my late night dinner over those feet. MY GOD what is up with that bump? I tell you what, it’s those ol corner street girl shoes she’s always wearing. She better not blame that on dancing.
So bad, the woman doing her peddi offered her half price if they could use what she didnt want at the chinese restaurant next door.
I am a first time commenter, and I’ve been spending my summer break getting caught up on some blogs that a friend, ndygo sunshyne, shouts out. Anyhoo, I came across this foolywang after your homage to Serena’s posterier and I can’t take it. I began laughing and weeping at the same time. And whoever said that Cicely Tyson didn’t wash the feet of Jesus for this, oh I bless them and curse them out of the same mouth. Lawd, this made my night.
Bless her heart! (Southern speak for “that’s a hot mess)
Seems like the sweet chariot swung too low and ran over poor Wendy’s feet. It definitely can’t go forth and carry her home now with this massive lump of failure that sits upon those feet…….moment of silence for her and all others who will be left behind because of poor hygiene lol
*dead* I am done.
Oh no, sir. I can’t even talk right now. My mouth cannot form words at this time, for the giggling fit I am currently experiencing. My mother is giving me the side-eye but I don’t care. *breathe*giggle*breathe*cackle*breathe*breathe*phew*